he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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Maybe he'd rather lick a cock.
Fail. Go find a man who eats actual food. He'll lick that and more.
He's not a vegen, he's a vegetable.
You either like bacon or you're wrong
He don't like meat but I bet he sure likes the "bone"!
They make vegan chocolate syrup. Find some.
Vegans are losers with no self worth, dump him now or you'll become embroiled in his other nonsensical disciplines.
You only have yourself to blame for hooking up with a vegan in the first place
Chocolate syrup isn't vegan?!
It has dairy in it... Duh.
What a loser...
Putting the "gaaay" into vegan. . .
You'd think he could make an exception for that. Sheesh.
You spelled it wrong, it's geigh, not vegan.
Maybeeee its your ugly lopsided tits... (don't shoot the messenger)