I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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Because you'd rather had spent 35 minutes sucking dick?
Lol dude not only is your personality distasteful, but that means your oral skills are equally unpleasant.
Maybe if you didn't say shit like "handy" you'd get more play douche.
Now you know what it's like to have your mouth tired and wishing someone would just hurry up and finish already :) how's it feel?
I think "Hmm, my mouths tired, but my fingers and cock are fresh as a daisy!"
With that attitude, no wonder you got jack shit.
Get better at getting her off, ya pansy
It was probably a brutal 35 minutes...just saying.
This is the first step.. Being a little bitch
The fact that it took you 35 minutes tells me that you probably didn't deserve reciprocation anyway.
Porksword with yet another witty comment.
lol this just reminds me of the movie "The Sitter" take some notes.
You need to start making them get you off first
And as women, we wish you all the luck in the world.
Lmao that blows that's why you never go down first