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  • Because you'd rather had spent 35 minutes sucking dick?

    Submitted by porksword on Apr 24, 12 at 10:24am
  • Lol dude not only is your personality distasteful, but that means your oral skills are equally unpleasant.

    Submitted by HippyChick on Apr 24, 12 at 9:59am
  • Maybe if you didn't say shit like "handy" you'd get more play douche.

    Submitted by mgelllis79 on Apr 24, 12 at 10:55am
  • Now you know what it's like to have your mouth tired and wishing someone would just hurry up and finish already :) how's it feel?

    Submitted by shaveydavey on Apr 24, 12 at 11:15am
    • I think "Hmm, my mouths tired, but my fingers and cock are fresh as a daisy!"

      Submitted by porksword on Apr 24, 12 at 1:43pm
  • With that attitude, no wonder you got jack shit.

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Apr 24, 12 at 9:18am
  • Get better at getting her off, ya pansy

    Submitted by parsons41286 on Apr 24, 12 at 3:50pm
  • It was probably a brutal 35 minutes...just saying.

    Submitted by holeinsock on Apr 24, 12 at 9:21am
  • This is the first step.. Being a little bitch

    Submitted by countrypartier18 on Apr 24, 12 at 9:57am
  • The fact that it took you 35 minutes tells me that you probably didn't deserve reciprocation anyway.

    Submitted by juunebug on Apr 25, 12 at 7:05am
  • Porksword with yet another witty comment.

    Submitted by PorkSniffer on Apr 26, 12 at 3:52pm
  • lol this just reminds me of the movie "The Sitter" take some notes.

    Submitted by thegreatwhite on Apr 24, 12 at 11:56am
  • You need to start making them get you off first

    Submitted by pureboredom on Apr 24, 12 at 5:34pm
  • And as women, we wish you all the luck in the world.

    Submitted by savageartichoke on Nov 14, 14 at 11:43pm
  • Lmao that blows that's why you never go down first

    Submitted by Awash1324 on Apr 24, 12 at 9:24am