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  • Submitted by porksword on Apr 24, 12 at 10:24am

    Because you'd rather had spent 35 minutes sucking dick?

  • Submitted by HippyChick on Apr 24, 12 at 9:59am

    Lol dude not only is your personality distasteful, but that means your oral skills are equally unpleasant.

  • Submitted by mgelllis79 on Apr 24, 12 at 10:55am

    Maybe if you didn't say shit like "handy" you'd get more play douche.

  • Submitted by shaveydavey on Apr 24, 12 at 11:15am

    Now you know what it's like to have your mouth tired and wishing someone would just hurry up and finish already :) how's it feel?

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      Submitted by porksword on Apr 24, 12 at 1:43pm

      I think "Hmm, my mouths tired, but my fingers and cock are fresh as a daisy!"

  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Apr 24, 12 at 9:18am

    With that attitude, no wonder you got jack shit.

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Apr 24, 12 at 3:50pm

    Get better at getting her off, ya pansy

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    Submitted by holeinsock on Apr 24, 12 at 9:21am

    It was probably a brutal 35 minutes...just saying.

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    Submitted by countrypartier18 on Apr 24, 12 at 9:57am

    This is the first step.. Being a little bitch

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    Submitted by juunebug on Apr 25, 12 at 7:05am

    The fact that it took you 35 minutes tells me that you probably didn't deserve reciprocation anyway.

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    Submitted by PorkSniffer on Apr 26, 12 at 3:52pm

    Porksword with yet another witty comment.

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    Submitted by thegreatwhite on Apr 24, 12 at 11:56am

    lol this just reminds me of the movie "The Sitter" take some notes.

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    Submitted by pureboredom on Apr 24, 12 at 5:34pm

    You need to start making them get you off first

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    Submitted by savageartichoke on Nov 14, 14 at 11:43pm

    And as women, we wish you all the luck in the world.

  • Submitted by Awash1324 on Apr 24, 12 at 9:24am

    Lmao that blows that's why you never go down first