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  • Um, ok, why were you stealing bread from Subway? Oh and what did you do this time, that deems it worse than that?

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 17, 10 at 5:31am
  • To adole-- it's actually southpark

    Submitted by beg4pie on May 16, 10 at 2:48am
  • Aw.... Must be Jean Valjean....

    Submitted by snarkyfellow420 on May 15, 10 at 5:40pm
  • Hey who said he stole the bread for food? Hmmm?

    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 15, 10 at 7:36pm
  • Mmm... Subway

    Submitted by kurplunk on May 15, 10 at 7:06pm
  • I'm almost 100% positive that TFLNs are written by manitees

    Submitted by knickerbocker on May 15, 10 at 8:39pm
    • Ha, I was just thinking that this sounded like a Family Guy joke. You thought it better, though.

      Submitted by adole on May 15, 10 at 9:40pm
  • this sounds like a the setup to a Family Guy cutaway scene

    Submitted by dre623 on Jul 13, 10 at 5:39pm
  • amazing!(:

    Submitted by mykyty12 on May 15, 10 at 4:26pm
  • 6:03 "S"'s are fairly borring...,,,, and a little over rated

    Submitted by sombraro on May 16, 10 at 6:06am
  • I must have missed the point. WHAT is worse?

    Submitted by kcs99 on May 16, 10 at 12:59am
  • Subway bakes their bread fresh... There wouldn't have been any

    Submitted by toddballs on May 15, 10 at 10:33pm
  • Oh my! Lame.

    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 15, 10 at 4:07pm
  • Just as an afterthought to those questioning the capital "S"... I always use proper spelling, capitalization, and punctuation in my texts (to the best of my ability, of course). It is entirely possible that someone legitimately wrote this - human, or manatee. :)

    Submitted by Sammyisadog on May 16, 10 at 2:40am
  • jimmy johns day old bread dirt cheap.

    Submitted by drunknotenough on May 16, 10 at 12:01pm
  • is this supposed to be funny?

    Submitted by anonymousfrom920 on May 15, 10 at 4:05pm
  • but u can afford a phone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 4:32pm
    • the guy was probably high when he broke into Subway

      Submitted by Hawk21 on May 15, 10 at 8:41pm
  • He just wanted to give his bitch a yeast infection. Geeeez ppl.

    Submitted by lollygaga on May 18, 10 at 3:54am
  • Cut to Family Guy flashback...

    Submitted by JusSayin on May 17, 10 at 10:33pm
  • Jean Valjean? He wasn't a bread thief.

    Submitted by djdoubleyew on May 15, 10 at 6:50pm
    • ...have you read Les Miserables? Jean Valjean was, in fact, a bread thief. Its like what the whole book is centered around.

      Submitted by blueyaa on May 15, 10 at 7:29pm
      • I wouldn't say the plot is "centered" around that, but yeah, you learn in the first tome that Jean Valjean is an ex-prisoner that got into jail because he stole bread to feed his family. Man, that book is so sweet <3

        Submitted by gutsout on May 15, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Lmfao @ 4:32

    Submitted by iamamazing on May 15, 10 at 7:12pm
  • Stupid third

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 15, 10 at 4:10pm
  • This is by far the funniest text I have ever seen in my entire life. Bravo.

    Submitted by Millamanjaro on May 15, 10 at 6:03pm
  • I so would

    Submitted by boolou on May 18, 10 at 12:28am
  • Loser!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 16, 10 at 6:40am
  • @ 5:42 they may have an iPhone and the capitalize button is near the 's' button. And also it takes what like a fraction of a second to capitalize something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 7:15pm
  • I'm not sure what could be worse, but if this is your low standard you've got problems-hehe

    Submitted by jprincess on May 15, 10 at 6:30pm
  • Did any of you d bags ever submit before? You retype the message in after, as in you have all the time in the world to capitalize.

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on May 15, 10 at 6:53pm
  • Who takes the time to capitalize subway in a text? Looks contrived to me.....just sayin'

    Submitted by klangford on May 15, 10 at 5:42pm