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  • 96 90
    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 17, 10 at 5:31am

    Um, ok, why were you stealing bread from Subway? Oh and what did you do this time, that deems it worse than that?

  • 90 83
    Submitted by beg4pie on May 16, 10 at 2:48am

    To adole-- it's actually southpark

  • Submitted by snarkyfellow420 on May 15, 10 at 5:40pm

    Aw.... Must be Jean Valjean....

  • 80 86
    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 15, 10 at 7:36pm

    Hey who said he stole the bread for food? Hmmm?

  • 76 83
    Submitted by kurplunk on May 15, 10 at 7:06pm

    Mmm... Subway

  • Submitted by dre623 on Jul 13, 10 at 5:39pm

    this sounds like a the setup to a Family Guy cutaway scene

  • Submitted by mykyty12 on May 15, 10 at 4:26pm


  • Submitted by knickerbocker on May 15, 10 at 8:39pm

    I'm almost 100% positive that TFLNs are written by manitees

    • Submitted by adole on May 15, 10 at 9:40pm

      Ha, I was just thinking that this sounded like a Family Guy joke. You thought it better, though.

  • 74 95
    Submitted by kcs99 on May 16, 10 at 12:59am

    I must have missed the point. WHAT is worse?

  • 70 90
    Submitted by sombraro on May 16, 10 at 6:06am

    6:03 "S"'s are fairly borring...,,,, and a little over rated

  • Submitted by toddballs on May 15, 10 at 10:33pm

    Subway bakes their bread fresh... There wouldn't have been any

  • Submitted by Sammyisadog on May 16, 10 at 2:40am

    Just as an afterthought to those questioning the capital "S"... I always use proper spelling, capitalization, and punctuation in my texts (to the best of my ability, of course). It is entirely possible that someone legitimately wrote this - human, or manatee. :)

  • Submitted by Carma1369 on May 15, 10 at 4:07pm

    Oh my! Lame.

  • Submitted by anonymousfrom920 on May 15, 10 at 4:05pm

    is this supposed to be funny?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 4:32pm

    but u can afford a phone?

    • Submitted by Hawk21 on May 15, 10 at 8:41pm

      the guy was probably high when he broke into Subway

  • Submitted by lollygaga on May 18, 10 at 3:54am

    He just wanted to give his bitch a yeast infection. Geeeez ppl.

  • Submitted by JusSayin on May 17, 10 at 10:33pm

    Cut to Family Guy flashback...

  • Submitted by drunknotenough on May 16, 10 at 12:01pm

    jimmy johns day old bread dirt cheap.

  • Submitted by djdoubleyew on May 15, 10 at 6:50pm

    Jean Valjean? He wasn't a bread thief.

    • Submitted by blueyaa on May 15, 10 at 7:29pm

      ...have you read Les Miserables? Jean Valjean was, in fact, a bread thief. Its like what the whole book is centered around.

      • Submitted by gutsout on May 15, 10 at 10:31pm

        I wouldn't say the plot is "centered" around that, but yeah, you learn in the first tome that Jean Valjean is an ex-prisoner that got into jail because he stole bread to feed his family. Man, that book is so sweet <3

  • Submitted by iamamazing on May 15, 10 at 7:12pm

    Lmfao @ 4:32

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 15, 10 at 4:10pm

    Stupid third

  • Submitted by Millamanjaro on May 15, 10 at 6:03pm

    This is by far the funniest text I have ever seen in my entire life. Bravo.

  • Submitted by boolou on May 18, 10 at 12:28am

    I so would

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 16, 10 at 6:40am


  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 7:15pm

    @ 5:42 they may have an iPhone and the capitalize button is near the 's' button. And also it takes what like a fraction of a second to capitalize something.

  • Submitted by jprincess on May 15, 10 at 6:30pm

    I'm not sure what could be worse, but if this is your low standard you've got problems-hehe

  • Submitted by PlanetPiss on May 15, 10 at 6:53pm

    Did any of you d bags ever submit before? You retype the message in after, as in you have all the time in the world to capitalize.

  • Submitted by klangford on May 15, 10 at 5:42pm

    Who takes the time to capitalize subway in a text? Looks contrived to me.....just sayin'