This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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To adole-- it's actually southpark
Um, ok, why were you stealing bread from Subway? Oh and what did you do this time, that deems it worse than that?
Aw.... Must be Jean Valjean....
Hey who said he stole the bread for food? Hmmm?
this sounds like a the setup to a Family Guy cutaway scene
6:03 "S"'s are fairly borring...,,,, and a little over rated
I must have missed the point. WHAT is worse?
I'm almost 100% positive that TFLNs are written by manitees
Ha, I was just thinking that this sounded like a Family Guy joke. You thought it better, though.
Subway bakes their bread fresh... There wouldn't have been any
Oh my! Lame.
is this supposed to be funny?
but u can afford a phone?
the guy was probably high when he broke into Subway
Just as an afterthought to those questioning the capital "S"... I always use proper spelling, capitalization, and punctuation in my texts (to the best of my ability, of course). It is entirely possible that someone legitimately wrote this - human, or manatee. :)
He just wanted to give his bitch a yeast infection. Geeeez ppl.
Cut to Family Guy flashback...
Lmfao @ 4:32
jimmy johns day old bread dirt cheap.
Jean Valjean? He wasn't a bread thief.
...have you read Les Miserables? Jean Valjean was, in fact, a bread thief. Its like what the whole book is centered around.
I wouldn't say the plot is "centered" around that, but yeah, you learn in the first tome that Jean Valjean is an ex-prisoner that got into jail because he stole bread to feed his family. Man, that book is so sweet <3
This is by far the funniest text I have ever seen in my entire life. Bravo.
I so would
@ 5:42 they may have an iPhone and the capitalize button is near the 's' button. And also it takes what like a fraction of a second to capitalize something.
I'm not sure what could be worse, but if this is your low standard you've got problems-hehe
Did any of you d bags ever submit before? You retype the message in after, as in you have all the time in the world to capitalize.
Who takes the time to capitalize subway in a text? Looks contrived to me.....just sayin'