Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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Had an ex like that.
I'll take both as long as I'm only paying for one.
Because beds are too mainstream.
Why would you rent a room to hump in the bathroom??
...the shower or tub.