I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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HI! Billy Mayes here... in your vagina
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, IM GOING TO FLIP YOU OVER AND HIT IT DOGGIE STYLE.
Jeff loves cock.
"act know and i'll thrown in a FREE RIDE HOME!!!"
"Billy Mays here with an awesome new condom."
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LOVE CHIPOLTE! TRY CHIPOLTAWAY, TO LEAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR CLEAN AS NEW!
you people are the cancer that is killing tfln
This app has gone to shit because of you assholes. Fuck off retards.
You're the worst Grammar Nazi. It's technically, "It's Mays, bitch"
jeff you always help me when i dont quite understand thank you.
That is awsome! Another thing to add to my list of things to do in my lifetime...
He's dead, not funny.
That's funny but you guys gotta respect the man. No more jokes about people who passed on...
Just cause you don't think it's funny doesn't mean others don't think it's funny. So stfu and get over it.
You guys are suck polesmokers. Joker, go eat a dick. Jeff, go kill yourself.
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND IM CUMMING!
Billy mays here, and do I have an offer for you! If you suck my cock you will not only get one, BUT 2 STD'S FREE! You only pay shipping! And we'll also throw in a bottle of our new and improved oxyclean to help get those tough, hard to get stains out!
I also had sex with billy mayes on halloween....it was fantastic
Has anyone seen the south park episode with billy mayes' ghost? Hahaha
I know these people!
G Vegasssss Halloween! Too bad this text IS true. I know the dude.
see, you can always tell when the authentic you is posting... you fake... thats right i said it.
Who would say bad night to this? Seriously. That's so funny and awesome.
Did BIlly mayes get it on w Gaga??
aww don't get your panties all in a bunch
Love it and I'm from that area code which makes this that much better!!
BILLY MAYS IS DEAD, YOU RETARDS.
omg. was his real name jesse?!!!!!! 252.. just seems to fit.
Billy Mays would never want some whore who can't spell his name. He was better than that.
Charles Rutherford once saw Billy Mayes sucking dick for a bottle of two-buck chuck
how many lines of coke did you do together?
You filthy bag of cum.
why do I feel like I know who was dressed up as Billy Mayes... 252 is too small...
@ 3:09, If it was Jesse, I know him, too... and could totally see him going as Billy Mays!
Gotta love Greenville, NC! ECU Halloween for the win!
I hope this was Sondag!
...was he short and have a white eyelash?
So did I! Just didn't stay in character, but I'm ok with that!
"ah, that was nice.. HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!"
Lol Tfln does not suck! It's gets better everyday! Jeff and the joker should totally keep posting!
I don't care if it's fake. It's still EPIC.
Hmm. This was definitely a PostSecret just like this earlier today.
Tfln doesn't suck 7:52, you do.
Oh I get it! It's funny because you didn't have sex with the real Billy Mays but with someone dressed as Billy Mays and he acted like him during the whole sexual act!
7:52PM That's because you have never been to college and/or have morals. You need to work on that.
Sooooo... He died of a heart attack at the end?
Actually, your right. But whats it matter?
YOUR AREA CODE IS NOT 252!!! ITS 250!! DON'T LIE, EVERYONE KNOWS!!
That is how we do it in G-Vegas! I'm quite proud!
Kudos on the entertaining lay!
oh i get it! jeff you're not funny and you should stop posting stupid shit!
But wait there's more cumming up
I hope Jeff gets sham wowd like that hooker-cj
did he try to sell you chipotle away for the stains he was leaving in your underpants?
See, you can always tell when the authentic Jeff is posting.
I'm enjoying this blowjob
HI BILLY MAYES HERE, TAKE IT IN THE
BUTT. ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING ENOUGH PLEASURE? TRY MY FAT COCK IN YOUR VAGINA
this is only funny cuz he died.....lol
Shutup 549. Play on playa.
If you cum now in the first ten mins....you'll get two for the price of one!
Please sit and rotate
Uhhh...Billy is dead...
YES. this is a win for A-Town
Hey who is Billy mayes?????????
He was all jacked up on the good shit!!!
you retards thinking it was the real billy mayes make me laugh
i got followed around by a billy mayes all night. :(
In soviet Russia... Billy mayes has sex with u...
haha, I had sex with Billie from the new CBS show Accidently on Purpose, she stayed in character all night but I wasn't into the pregnant aspect of the costume.
You mean he just laid there..lifeless?
There was someone dressed up as Billy Mayes last night at FreakNight in Seattle. Did you mean 253, cause 252 is pretttty close. Ha.
That's pretty amazing though.
im having a hard time believing this text..tfln is starting to suck
Why was he talking in the first place dumbass this is def fake (even tho he's dead now)
@ 1:28---ever think there was MORE THAN ONE Billy Mays around? Or does thar hurt your tiny little brain too much?
You guys either have shit for brains or your just trying to be annoying.... It's fucken obvious that it was someone dressed as Billy mayes
that post is definitely from new bern NC
Fake, yes. Funny as hell, also yes. \n\nHI, BILLY MAYS HERE, BRINING YOU A FANTASTIC OFFER ON HOT DICKINGS.
@4:25pm You had sex with Alyssa Milano?
He is dead ur in to necrophilia
Billy mayes is dead assfuck.
JEFF I LOVE YOU
i love dry humor
i mean..i hope youre doing that ironically
Atta boy, way to hold it together for the sake of the costume.
I was first hehehe I'm gettin a bj right now
wish i was cool enough to fuck a dead guy!
Haaaaaahahaha everyone getting pissed should instead find a sense of humor
no, you didn't.
Billy Mayes here with a fantastic new product my dick!
Jeff ur really fucking annoying get a life
You wanna know how I got these scars?