I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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HI! Billy Mayes here... in your vagina
Jeff loves cock.
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, IM GOING TO FLIP YOU OVER AND HIT IT DOGGIE STYLE.
"act know and i'll thrown in a FREE RIDE HOME!!!"
"Billy Mays here with an awesome new condom."
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LOVE CHIPOLTE! TRY CHIPOLTAWAY, TO LEAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR CLEAN AS NEW!
you people are the cancer that is killing tfln
This app has gone to shit because of you assholes. Fuck off retards.
You're the worst Grammar Nazi. It's technically, "It's Mays, bitch"
jeff you always help me when i dont quite understand thank you.
That is awsome! Another thing to add to my list of things to do in my lifetime...
Just cause you don't think it's funny doesn't mean others don't think it's funny. So stfu and get over it.
He's dead, not funny.
That's funny but you guys gotta respect the man. No more jokes about people who passed on...
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND IM CUMMING!
You guys are suck polesmokers. Joker, go eat a dick. Jeff, go kill yourself.
I also had sex with billy mayes on halloween....it was fantastic
Has anyone seen the south park episode with billy mayes' ghost? Hahaha
Billy mays here, and do I have an offer for you! If you suck my cock you will not only get one, BUT 2 STD'S FREE! You only pay shipping! And we'll also throw in a bottle of our new and improved oxyclean to help get those tough, hard to get stains out!
see, you can always tell when the authentic you is posting... you fake... thats right i said it.
G Vegasssss Halloween! Too bad this text IS true. I know the dude.
Who would say bad night to this? Seriously. That's so funny and awesome.
omg. was his real name jesse?!!!!!! 252.. just seems to fit.
Charles Rutherford once saw Billy Mayes sucking dick for a bottle of two-buck chuck
Love it and I'm from that area code which makes this that much better!!
BILLY MAYS IS DEAD, YOU RETARDS.
I know these people!
You filthy bag of cum.
aww don't get your panties all in a bunch
how many lines of coke did you do together?
@ 3:09, If it was Jesse, I know him, too... and could totally see him going as Billy Mays!
Billy Mays would never want some whore who can't spell his name. He was better than that.
Did BIlly mayes get it on w Gaga??
Gotta love Greenville, NC! ECU Halloween for the win!
...was he short and have a white eyelash?
why do I feel like I know who was dressed up as Billy Mayes... 252 is too small...
I hope this was Sondag!
Hmm. This was definitely a PostSecret just like this earlier today.
So did I! Just didn't stay in character, but I'm ok with that!
Tfln doesn't suck 7:52, you do.
7:52PM That's because you have never been to college and/or have morals. You need to work on that.
Actually, your right. But whats it matter?
"ah, that was nice.. HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!"
Lol Tfln does not suck! It's gets better everyday! Jeff and the joker should totally keep posting!
I don't care if it's fake. It's still EPIC.
Sooooo... He died of a heart attack at the end?
YOUR AREA CODE IS NOT 252!!! ITS 250!! DON'T LIE, EVERYONE KNOWS!!
That is how we do it in G-Vegas! I'm quite proud!
Kudos on the entertaining lay!
oh i get it! jeff you're not funny and you should stop posting stupid shit!
Oh I get it! It's funny because you didn't have sex with the real Billy Mays but with someone dressed as Billy Mays and he acted like him during the whole sexual act!
But wait there's more cumming up
I'm enjoying this blowjob
HI BILLY MAYES HERE, TAKE IT IN THE
BUTT. ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING ENOUGH PLEASURE? TRY MY FAT COCK IN YOUR VAGINA
did he try to sell you chipotle away for the stains he was leaving in your underpants?
If you cum now in the first ten mins....you'll get two for the price of one!
I hope Jeff gets sham wowd like that hooker-cj
See, you can always tell when the authentic Jeff is posting.
this is only funny cuz he died.....lol
Shutup 549. Play on playa.
Please sit and rotate
Hey who is Billy mayes?????????
Uhhh...Billy is dead...
YES. this is a win for A-Town
You mean he just laid there..lifeless?
He was all jacked up on the good shit!!!
i got followed around by a billy mayes all night. :(
haha, I had sex with Billie from the new CBS show Accidently on Purpose, she stayed in character all night but I wasn't into the pregnant aspect of the costume.
In soviet Russia... Billy mayes has sex with u...
You guys either have shit for brains or your just trying to be annoying.... It's fucken obvious that it was someone dressed as Billy mayes
Why was he talking in the first place dumbass this is def fake (even tho he's dead now)
@ 1:28---ever think there was MORE THAN ONE Billy Mays around? Or does thar hurt your tiny little brain too much?
im having a hard time believing this text..tfln is starting to suck
@4:25pm You had sex with Alyssa Milano?
There was someone dressed up as Billy Mayes last night at FreakNight in Seattle. Did you mean 253, cause 252 is pretttty close. Ha.
That's pretty amazing though.
you retards thinking it was the real billy mayes make me laugh
Fake, yes. Funny as hell, also yes. \n\nHI, BILLY MAYS HERE, BRINING YOU A FANTASTIC OFFER ON HOT DICKINGS.
that post is definitely from new bern NC
He is dead ur in to necrophilia
Atta boy, way to hold it together for the sake of the costume.
JEFF I LOVE YOU
i love dry humor
i mean..i hope youre doing that ironically
I was first hehehe I'm gettin a bj right now
Billy mayes is dead assfuck.
wish i was cool enough to fuck a dead guy!
Billy Mayes here with a fantastic new product my dick!
Haaaaaahahaha everyone getting pissed should instead find a sense of humor
no, you didn't.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Jeff ur really fucking annoying get a life