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  • 145 25
    Submitted by Glazed on Jun 23, 10 at 3:47pm
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    I think he is referring to hot steamy burrito diarrhea cockblocking him.

  • 120 43
    Submitted by Thom on Jun 23, 10 at 3:45pm
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    Apparently gays would rather deep throat a burrito than a cock. Can't say I blame them, cause Chipotle is delicious.

  • 101 29
    Submitted by coreyzd on Jun 23, 10 at 6:56pm
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    Dude just get some chipotlaway.

  • 77 31
    Submitted by sorryboutcha11 on Jun 23, 10 at 4:57pm
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    homo? fine by me

  • 64 28
    Submitted by hentailover on Jun 23, 10 at 4:48pm
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    Ewww.....please don't eat chipotle before we fuck...

  • 62 34
    Submitted by ryno24 on Jun 23, 10 at 4:10pm
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    Mmmm...buttsecks...

  • 39 21
    Submitted by kls122672 on Jun 23, 10 at 8:59pm
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    Been there and not doing that. Rich foods 1. Getting laid 0

  • 43 32
    Submitted by enitenite on Jun 23, 10 at 4:00pm
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    @mandygirl - it's nice to know that you swallow. Now swallow this....

    • 21 15
      Submitted by mandygirl on Jun 23, 10 at 5:51pm
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      Nah, I'll just let your mom keep handling that for you.

  • 40 27
    Submitted by dubbydubs on Jun 23, 10 at 6:18pm
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    so thats why my penis was burning?!?!

  • 39 29
    Submitted by dudebro001 on Jun 23, 10 at 9:56pm
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    Chipotle is fuckking delicious

  • 36 29
    Submitted by Catbird on Jun 24, 10 at 12:16am
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    Yeah! Celebrating Pride weekend - way to go TFLN! (haha, I'm serious, cockblocking notwithstanding :)

  • 37 39
    Submitted by mousehellsing on Jun 23, 10 at 3:50pm
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    *sense

  • 27 20
    Submitted by whyspir on Jun 24, 10 at 11:47am
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    But it's so delicious!! Why must it always ruin sex?

  • 26 21
    Submitted by mhas on Jun 24, 10 at 3:26pm
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    what what, in the butt

  • 27 28
    Submitted by heyychitown on Jun 23, 10 at 8:13pm
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    Why 1997?

  • 50 77
    Submitted by mandygirl on Jun 23, 10 at 3:52pm
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    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. It's okay, I swallowed it back down.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by barkoducer82 on Jun 23, 10 at 6:10pm
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    Wow this is absoloutly foul

  • 34 47
    Submitted by mousehellsing on Jun 23, 10 at 3:43pm
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    WTF?

  • 23 26
    Submitted by 1337pwn on Jun 24, 10 at 2:28am
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    Oh how the barbacoa has ruined many hook ups for me as well

  • 18 17
    Submitted by kls2010 on Jun 25, 10 at 1:24pm
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    This comment is really funny espically after seeing the south park episode with the "chipotle away"

  • 57 95
    Submitted by J4A2C0 on Jun 23, 10 at 8:35pm
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    Funny, I hate fags...everytime a guy tells me that I always have their dick in my mouth by the end of the nite

  • 20 24
    Submitted by rain101 on Jun 24, 10 at 10:56am
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    He was abiousley wasted when he sent this...he better have been

  • 22 29
    Submitted by mousehellsing on Jun 23, 10 at 3:49pm
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    I see. Makes since now.

  • 19 30
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 23, 10 at 6:26pm
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    If so, then what is Hooters?

  • 16 38
    Submitted by spek10 on Jun 24, 10 at 10:26pm
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    Ugh. Chipotle is just bad. Big burrito but all rice filler. It's the Jack in the Box of Mexican

  • 50 114
    Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Jun 23, 10 at 9:46pm
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    That's what you get for being homo. Vaginas FTW!!!

  • 21 68
    Submitted by J4A2C0 on Jun 23, 10 at 8:25pm
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    One of my friends got shit on during sex from the bottom who ate chipolte for lunch..and to u breeders who don't know "bottom" means the guy on the recieving end

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