I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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