We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Someone is so far in the closet they're finding christmas presents
Am I the only one who thinks this is the greatest analogy ever used to call a chick slutty?
At least I'm not the only one who thinks that way.
I think this guy has the roles reversed..
This is the one time bros before hoes is completely invalid.
Someone is so far in the closet, they completely bypassed the presents and went straight into Narnia!
So did he take the bouncer home or what?
How did SeventySeven get two black eyes, a fat lip and a broken arm for $400 Alex.
Nice analogy for slutty !
He wants to explore deepest, darkest Africa.