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  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 11, 12 at 10:09am

    Someone is so far in the closet they're finding christmas presents

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    Submitted by Vardar on Dec 12, 12 at 6:42am

    Am I the only one who thinks this is the greatest analogy ever used to call a chick slutty?

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      Submitted by EMTPirate on Dec 12, 12 at 8:29am

      At least I'm not the only one who thinks that way.

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    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Dec 11, 12 at 10:53am

    This is the one time bros before hoes is completely invalid.

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    Submitted by Fattness84 on Dec 11, 12 at 1:53pm

    How did SeventySeven get two black eyes, a fat lip and a broken arm for $400 Alex.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 11, 12 at 9:55pm

    So did he take the bouncer home or what?

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    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Dec 11, 12 at 12:22pm

    Someone is so far in the closet, they completely bypassed the presents and went straight into Narnia!

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    Submitted by ck24 on Dec 11, 12 at 1:31pm

    I think this guy has the roles reversed..

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    Submitted by gskander on Dec 16, 12 at 6:49am

    Nice analogy for slutty !

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    Submitted by UncleReamus on Dec 11, 12 at 11:50am

    He wants to explore deepest, darkest Africa.

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Dec 11, 12 at 4:31pm

    AWK-word!

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    Submitted by SeventySeven on Dec 11, 12 at 12:20pm

    Seventy Seven