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  • 97 49
    Submitted by franswa22 on Apr 26, 11 at 3:13pm

    Because she just wanted to blow you!

  • 88 56
    Submitted by persnatch on Apr 26, 11 at 4:48pm

    Yours is not to question why, yours is but to blast her eye.

    • 37 49
      Submitted by XZero on Apr 26, 11 at 6:26pm

      You've just attained Hero Status.

    • 36 47
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 27, 11 at 4:03am

      Half a lick, half a lick, half a lick onward.

      • 24 25
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 12 at 9:43pm

        Into the valley between my thighs rode the six hundred?

  • 59 50
    Submitted by crippletron on Apr 26, 11 at 7:02pm

    Why? Because who could resist the allure of the mystery box? It could be anything!

    • 44 59
      Submitted by crazyman217 on Apr 26, 11 at 9:37pm

      But it was a fucking Magikarp

  • 43 54
    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 26, 11 at 9:58pm

    Dude, gift horse... turn away!

  • 40 58
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 26, 11 at 11:12pm

    Saw it on craigslist.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by EvaMoore on Apr 26, 11 at 6:58pm

    @persnatch you are my hero