I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
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Because she just wanted to blow you!
Yours is not to question why, yours is but to blast her eye.
You've just attained Hero Status.
Half a lick, half a lick, half a lick onward.
Into the valley between my thighs rode the six hundred?
Why? Because who could resist the allure of the mystery box? It could be anything!
But it was a fucking Magikarp
Dude, gift horse... turn away!
Saw it on craigslist.
@persnatch you are my hero