They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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They sound like a couple of dip-shits.
That's only if you're looking for two guys doing anal to each other by 1 a.m.
Yeah... if you like dating muscle headed assholes
@mystomachhurts...I am a muscle head asshole but I don't do that kind of thing. I believe the correct term is "faux alpha douchebags."
I lift zings up and put zem dowhn
Or you could have gone to the local animal rescue and adopted a pair of male mixed bulldogs. The mindset is the same and the sex is probably better.
they sound like my brothrr z
What are you, a Jackass producer? Looking for the next Johnny and Steve-O?
This sounds exactly like my buddy and I on saturday. You weren't in FL were you?
Sounds like the 80's wrestling duo: The Bushwackers...
I laughed irl! Smh.
I suppose these guys might be your type if you enjoy short, painful, unsatisfying sex. I think the term two pump chump might be appropriate.