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  • 142 27
    Submitted by 1082.41 on May 15, 11 at 4:02pm
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    At least you have a promising career as the most subtle hitman of all time.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 15, 11 at 3:54pm
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    or maybe.... you are just so good they think they dont deserve you

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Synner on May 15, 11 at 8:21pm
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    How would they kill themselves AGAIN? I want to meet these people...

  • 46 37
    Submitted by shesanasshole on May 15, 11 at 8:10pm
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    Previous neighbors died, they moved in, they could possibly be dead

  • 40 26
    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 15, 11 at 11:32pm
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    I once cooked my neighbors some butterfly pork chops, green bean casserole, and cherry cobbler when their mother passed away. They both got food poisoning. They didn't die, but they never wanted to hang out after that.

  • 36 33
    Submitted by kdogchatterbox on May 15, 11 at 8:35pm
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    OP means either they tried killing themselves before or new neighbors kill themselves just like previous neighbor

  • 37 35
    Submitted by whiskeygirl21 on May 15, 11 at 5:50pm
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    Lol, that is fantastic I want to meet this person.

  • 28 24
    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 16, 11 at 1:41am
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    There are some apartments and houses that have a very high incident of murder and homicide. He could be referring to the apartment above him. There is this one apartment in San Francisco that is so bad, it is only used for storage.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by apc700 on May 15, 11 at 8:03pm
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    Kill themselves again?

  • 30 32
    Submitted by anjustice4all on May 16, 11 at 12:25am
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    Lol good stuff

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Michguy on May 15, 11 at 6:27pm
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    Must be bad if they kill themselves because of living over you.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 15, 11 at 3:32pm
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    Safe assumption. :(

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Allah on May 15, 11 at 9:18pm
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    oh tfln poster... if they did kill themselves again, it's only because i brought them back to life for the purpose of making you feel like shit for allowing them to die once more.

  • 19 30
    Submitted by lml on May 19, 11 at 9:13pm
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    Haha

  • 20 40
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 15, 11 at 11:22pm
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    Are they trying to blow up their fridge?!

  • 33 70
    Submitted by beatfirstfirst on May 15, 11 at 3:29pm
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    first