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  • These are not the stock portfolios you're looking for.

    Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:56pm
  • Tell her all girls have hair on their nipples and trick her into showing you her tits.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 3, 12 at 2:39pm
  • Or a gold digging whore

    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 3, 12 at 1:48pm
  • Must have been Demi Moore as Bruce and Ashton's money has finally run out after rehab!

    Submitted by pipe4tom on Jul 3, 12 at 7:30pm
  • your a desperate idiot..unless your lying to bang her..then your a champ

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 3, 12 at 4:37pm
  • @pipe4tom\nDemi has a house not far from where I live, in a community called Sunset Beach. Demi would be a LA area code, as would ashton, though if ashton was OG he'd still be rocking his Cedar Rapids 319 area code...

    Submitted by nitro420 on Jul 3, 12 at 7:39pm
  • time to figered out how to get rid of her

    Submitted by overrun21 on Jul 3, 12 at 11:27pm
  • Tell her all girls have blue waffles and trick her into finding out what it is, getting grossed out, and then showing her that she doesn't have a "blue waffle"

    Submitted by distendedAynus on Jul 3, 12 at 3:32pm