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  • 89 57
    Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:56pm

    These are not the stock portfolios you're looking for.

  • 85 58
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 3, 12 at 2:39pm

    Tell her all girls have hair on their nipples and trick her into showing you her tits.

  • 73 61
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 3, 12 at 1:48pm

    Or a gold digging whore

  • 66 52
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 3, 12 at 4:37pm

    your a desperate idiot..unless your lying to bang her..then your a champ

  • 54 51
    Submitted by nitro420 on Jul 3, 12 at 7:39pm

    @pipe4tom\nDemi has a house not far from where I live, in a community called Sunset Beach. Demi would be a LA area code, as would ashton, though if ashton was OG he'd still be rocking his Cedar Rapids 319 area code...

    • 45 56
      Submitted by queenv on Jul 4, 12 at 1:48am

      ....because actors usually have 401k's .

  • 55 54
    Submitted by overrun21 on Jul 3, 12 at 11:27pm

    time to figered out how to get rid of her

  • 53 51
    Submitted by pipe4tom on Jul 3, 12 at 7:30pm

    Must have been Demi Moore as Bruce and Ashton's money has finally run out after rehab!

  • 55 62
    Submitted by distendedAynus on Jul 3, 12 at 3:32pm

    Tell her all girls have blue waffles and trick her into finding out what it is, getting grossed out, and then showing her that she doesn't have a "blue waffle"