She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You must be Logged in to post a comment
These are not the stock portfolios you're looking for.
Tell her all girls have hair on their nipples and trick her into showing you her tits.
Or a gold digging whore
your a desperate idiot..unless your lying to bang her..then your a champ
Must have been Demi Moore as Bruce and Ashton's money has finally run out after rehab!
@pipe4tom\nDemi has a house not far from where I live, in a community called Sunset Beach. Demi would be a LA area code, as would ashton, though if ashton was OG he'd still be rocking his Cedar Rapids 319 area code...
....because actors usually have 401k's .
time to figered out how to get rid of her
Tell her all girls have blue waffles and trick her into finding out what it is, getting grossed out, and then showing her that she doesn't have a "blue waffle"