Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
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This sounds like a friction problem. Use some lube!
was eminem responsible?
CLEARLY the real way to look at it is, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHAFUCKIN FIRE, ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BED!
You must have been pounding really hard to accomplish that.
This is why you dont smoke crack in bed.
I am curious as to what the other way to look at it was...
Hmm. At least you can get a new mattress now?
this is obviously true, fire is serious shit.
I concur, fire is some serious shit.
Yes manlaw when you have sex with someone other then yourself it can be hot maybe someday you will manage to find a blind chick that you will lose your virginity to
Yes manlaw, sex can be that fn hot... When you know what you're doing. Poor you;(
The good thing about starting fires when you're drunk is that you can puke on them to put them out
Damn. Knew I shouldn't have taken that redhead home.
Could be worse.. Your fire could've caught on bed.
The good thing about starting fires when your drunk is that you can always throw up on them to put them out.
That would make my say
This is obviously fake, no sex is THAT hot!
maybe not for you manlaw, but when your mom and I get together, we have to keep a fire extinguisher handy
who said this was even about sex?
Bed specially for fucking? And how the hell does fire fuck? Sounds like sodomizing your ass with a torch...*shivers* eek.