He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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The difference is that the you're a dirty girl and deserve to be punished, but that pig did nothing wrong.
I'm sure he'd choke a pig during sex too, if you asked him to.
I bet it's not even that strong of a grip though, vegetarians are skrawny and weak as shit.
this.... this is true
Vegetarians > vegans
this.... this is also true
So are Episcopalians.
If he won't eat meat neither should u..tell him no more bj's!
That they are
I've never heard a vag called a strip of bacon before, but whatever. :-P
Amen, they are.
My ex gf loved being choked durning sex. It freaked me out when we first started doing it bc I didn't want to hurt her but after a while I got really in to it and it was a good time for sure. You just have to be careful when you're having drunk sex!! Haha
the only way thats weird is if you are a pig..............or a cow.
ahhh... I love this!
Well he only chokes you because he hates you and hates himself, he's actually a homo but hasnt completely come out yet. The vegetarianism was the first sign