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  • 98 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:05am

    Both of you really should be supporting our troops. I say you give him a double header just to say thank you.

  • 73 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:27pm

    Well he is actually kind of stupid to send the same text to at least two girls he knew are friends and likely going to either tell each other or be hanging out with each other. Unless it's some random one in a million coincidence, but I really doubt that.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:07pm

    lol support our troops!!! :D

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:31am

    If you drop a line in enough ponds your bound to catch a fish somewhere.

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:28pm

    Gotta love it!! give it to him or don't. But when I was getting ready to deploy, I wanted as much ass as possible

  • 63 58
    Submitted by velociraptor on May 5, 10 at 12:20pm

    Hyper-masculine military assholes give me headaches.

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:43pm

    11:53 If you can't stand behind our troops then please stand in front of them

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:53am

    hey i used to date a marine and it was awesome... best sex i ever had!

  • 60 59
    Submitted by superbassman on Dec 24, 10 at 11:21am

    Good man you know what's good

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:38am

    1:22... don't pretend like you know anything. it's not "hoorah." there is no h.

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:15pm

    Get some! Give him some PT between the sheets. Hooah. Take one for your country, young lady

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:13am

    ...enlisting tomorrow.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:47pm

    Great man. A soldier and a sleaze.

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:09am

    exactly what 9:05 said. just saddle up and have a threesome. suck and support our troops

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:49am

    bahaha im in afghanistan right now, and believe me that shit works, so what if they are friends, obiviously he hit it before with both of them or he wouldnt be texting. HOOOAH- thats how are army says it!

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:35pm

    hahaha i am damn proud, son! you're a man after my own heart!

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:48pm

    do it for your country!

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:00am

    He's in the service!!! Give it to him :)

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Bears_The_Truth on Oct 20, 10 at 5:12am

    yes HOOOAH is army and OOORAH is marine corps

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:19pm

    seriously 1243 that stand in front of them shit is just as stupid as someone saying the troops shouldnt fight bush's war...theres a reason a piece of crap like 1153 isnt in the armed forces

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:24am

    I was a soldier for 16 years, soldiers are horn dogs, especially when they have been deployed. I got a 3 some when I was on leave, it was awesome!!

  • 53 57
    Submitted by whatever234567 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:19pm

    hahaha! hilarious

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:27am

    HILARIOUS. What a failure.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:57am

    careful, too, that when you send a group text, the recipient can't see the 'cc' kind of thing. screwed me once... although funny and karma-filled,.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:25pm

    AHAHAHA! Classic. Fucking moron. I hope you're smarter than that on the battle field. Jackass.

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:45pm

    Everyone saying this is awful, shut the fuck up. Sex is prohibited during a deployment (its in the contract). Get it, soldier ;)

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:07am

    I know some great army guys, but also some creeper ones that think being in the army means all the girls want to be on their dicks

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:07am

    9:05, game-set-match!

  • 53 60
    Submitted by adidas43 on Sep 22, 10 at 4:02pm

    you should fuck him cuz hes fighting for your freedom

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:58am

    9:05 win Anyway I'm sure he just accidentally hit "send to all." ;-)

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:34am

    9:31 True. Throw some bait out there and you're bound to reel something in.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:26am

    what a fucking slut.

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:58am

    support our troops!! haha, the best way!

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:50pm

    11:43... way to make assumptions.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:53pm

    hahaha I LOVE this!

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:04am

    That's gansta. You have to exhaust all your options.

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:51pm

    I'd send that to as many people as possible!!!

  • 62 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:06am

    Would've been better if you had both acted like you were up for it and stood him up....or set him up with a fat chick you don't like.

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:10pm

    @10:16 the tail end huh. so you like it up the bum huh

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:44am

    That shit has worked for me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:44pm

    hahah Gotta love our military men!!

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:25pm

    9:07 - You're right... not ALL of them... Just most of them.

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:13pm

    7:38 acutally for the marine corps there is a H in "hoorah" its just pronounced "Ooh-Rah" soo dont pretend like you know :]]

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:14pm

    He's not stupid just horny and keeping his options open!

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:38am

    haha i received this too. she sent it to about 50 other people who are going to same orientation as her

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:24pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA what a great way to start my day.

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:53am

    screw the soldiers. shouldn't be fighting bush's wars

  • 58 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:37am

    say you'll meet him them chop his dick off

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:16pm

    HAHAHA let him do both of you

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:44am

    the best part is, both these chicks totally went down on the guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:48pm

    Hahahahahahaaha wow, you know you're an idiot when you try to have sex with girls that are friends.

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:27am

    agreed with the previous guys saddle up and take one for the team

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:43am

    Jeez none of you have been in the service or lived with somebody inthe military so stfu. He's not being stupid he's trying to get all that he can before he gets deployed cuz he can get none there and that might be his last time he gets some pussy so don't call him stupid. /end rang hah

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:22pm

    11:53 you suck! Hoorah

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:40pm

    Copy and paste sucks sometimes! Ahaha ur getting re-deployed with a full sack haha

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:18pm

    Hahaha. Support our troops!

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:43pm

    I was not expecting that one from u boy... have fun and enjoy wherever u are.. if this makes u happy...

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:40pm

    Playa! Kat Williams would be proud. But most likely embarrased.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:34pm

    11:53, sure. let's see what happens when our troops aren't protecting your ass.

  • 50 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:07am

    Stay safe in OEF or OIF.....nothing wrong w. getting laid before u deploy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:42pm

    5:25 - He just metaphorically shot himself in the wang. The amount of friendly fire among American forces we hear about on the news (though I'm sure it's exaggerated) would suggest he'd be in the minority if he was smarter than this on the battle field.

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:32am

    I've done this many times. Blanket text every girl I know in a town when I'm headed there. It's amazing how often it works. As far as I know, I've never been caught...at least never called out.

  • 48 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:25pm

    a few pills and they both can be had...shouldve been had, rather

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:26am

    Stuck out in Iraq right now! I did that shit right before I left.... But I sent it to chicks that didn't know each other! Good try though bro! Hooah!

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:51am

    why should they be mad? he's going off, possibly to Iraq or Afghanistan. Either sleep with him or don't, but hey, you might as well salute

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:37pm

    you know that "ooo" that all the kids make when someone gets called to the principal's? thats went off in my head haha.

  • 47 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:02am

    Always wise to spread your options.

  • 49 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:50am

    to 9:07... what? every girl doesnt want to?

  • 25 54
    Submitted by mr_bubb on Feb 28, 12 at 1:54pm

    "hooah" is the stupidest fucking phrase imaginable. God bless the navy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:04pm

    MAN WHORE! .....but seriously you should get some ass before your deployed

  • 43 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:16am

    ha, i was at the tail end of a mass text bootie call last weekend

  • 44 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:16am

    Amazing, sounds like a soldier... From ft Campbell