Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
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Well he is actually kind of stupid to send the same text to at least two girls he knew are friends and likely going to either tell each other or be hanging out with each other. Unless it's some random one in a million coincidence, but I really doubt that.
Both of you really should be supporting our troops. I say you give him a double header just to say thank you.
Gotta love it!! give it to him or don't. But when I was getting ready to deploy, I wanted as much ass as possible
lol support our troops!!! :D
hahaha i am damn proud, son! you're a man after my own heart!
7:38 acutally for the marine corps there is a H in "hoorah" its just pronounced "Ooh-Rah" soo dont pretend like you know :]]
seriously 1243 that stand in front of them shit is just as stupid as someone saying the troops shouldnt fight bush's war...theres a reason a piece of crap like 1153 isnt in the armed forces
do it for your country!
Everyone saying this is awful, shut the fuck up. Sex is prohibited during a deployment (its in the contract).
Get it, soldier ;)
hey i used to date a marine and it was awesome... best sex i ever had!
I know some great army guys, but also some creeper ones that think being in the army means all the girls want to be on their dicks
He's not stupid just horny and keeping his options open!
Get some! Give him some PT between the sheets. Hooah. Take one for your country, young lady
support our troops!! haha, the best way!
careful, too, that when you send a group text, the recipient can't see the 'cc' kind of thing. screwed me once... although funny and karma-filled,.
That's gansta. You have to exhaust all your options.
What a failure.
bahaha im in afghanistan right now, and believe me that shit works, so what if they are friends, obiviously he hit it before with both of them or he wouldnt be texting. HOOOAH- thats how are army says it!
1:22... don't pretend like you know anything. it's not "hoorah." there is no h.
If you drop a line in enough ponds your bound to catch a fish somewhere.
@10:16 the tail end huh. so you like it up the bum huh
AHAHAHA! Classic. Fucking moron. I hope you're smarter than that on the battle field. Jackass.
Great man. A soldier and a sleaze.
Would've been better if you had both acted like you were up for it and stood him up....or set him up with a fat chick you don't like.
Anyway I'm sure he just accidentally hit "send to all." ;-)
hahaha I LOVE this!
what a fucking slut.
11:53 If you can't stand behind our troops then please stand in front of them
I was not expecting that one from u boy... have fun and enjoy wherever u are.. if this makes u happy...
haha i received this too. she sent it to about 50 other people who are going to same orientation as her
I was a soldier for 16 years, soldiers are horn dogs, especially when they have been deployed. I got a 3 some when I was on leave, it was awesome!!
That shit has worked for me
hahah Gotta love our military men!!
9:31 True. Throw some bait out there and you're bound to reel something in.
9:07 - You're right... not ALL of them... Just most of them.
HAHAHAHAHAHA what a great way to start my day.
He's in the service!!! Give it to him :)
to 9:07... what? every girl doesnt want to?
Hyper-masculine military assholes give me headaches.
why should they be mad? he's going off, possibly to Iraq or Afghanistan. Either sleep with him or don't, but hey, you might as well salute
Stuck out in Iraq right now! I did that shit right before I left.... But I sent it to chicks that didn't know each other! Good try though bro! Hooah!
exactly what 9:05 said. just saddle up and have a threesome. suck and support our troops
yes HOOOAH is army and OOORAH is marine corps
Copy and paste sucks sometimes! Ahaha ur getting re-deployed with a full sack haha
5:25 - He just metaphorically shot himself in the wang. The amount of friendly fire among American forces we hear about on the news (though I'm sure it's exaggerated) would suggest he'd be in the minority if he was smarter than this on the battle field.
Hahaha. Support our troops!
the best part is, both these chicks totally went down on the guy.
a few pills and they both can be had...shouldve been had, rather
say you'll meet him them chop his dick off
Playa! Kat Williams would be proud. But most likely embarrased.
Hahahahahahaaha wow, you know you're an idiot when you try to have sex with girls that are friends.
screw the soldiers. shouldn't be fighting bush's wars
Good man you know what's good
I'd send that to as many people as possible!!!
I've done this many times. Blanket text every girl I know in a town when I'm headed there. It's amazing how often it works. As far as I know, I've never been caught...at least never called out.
HAHAHA let him do both of you
Stay safe in OEF or OIF.....nothing wrong w. getting laid before u deploy.
Amazing, sounds like a soldier... From ft Campbell
Always wise to spread your options.
11:53, sure. let's see what happens when our troops aren't protecting your ass.
11:53 you suck!
you should fuck him cuz hes fighting for your freedom
ha, i was at the tail end of a mass text bootie call last weekend
agreed with the previous guys saddle up and take one for the team
11:43... way to make assumptions.
Jeez none of you have been in the service or lived with somebody inthe military so stfu. He's not being stupid he's trying to get all that he can before he gets deployed cuz he can get none there and that might be his last time he gets some pussy so don't call him stupid.
/end rang hah
MAN WHORE! .....but seriously you should get some ass before your deployed
you know that "ooo" that all the kids make when someone gets called to the principal's? thats went off in my head haha.
"hooah" is the stupidest fucking phrase imaginable. God bless the navy.