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  • Well he is actually kind of stupid to send the same text to at least two girls he knew are friends and likely going to either tell each other or be hanging out with each other. Unless it's some random one in a million coincidence, but I really doubt that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Both of you really should be supporting our troops. I say you give him a double header just to say thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:05am
  • Gotta love it!! give it to him or don't. But when I was getting ready to deploy, I wanted as much ass as possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:28pm
  • hahaha i am damn proud, son! you're a man after my own heart!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:35pm
  • lol support our troops!!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:07pm
  • ...enlisting tomorrow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:13am
  • 7:38 acutally for the marine corps there is a H in "hoorah" its just pronounced "Ooh-Rah" soo dont pretend like you know :]]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:13pm
  • seriously 1243 that stand in front of them shit is just as stupid as someone saying the troops shouldnt fight bush's war...theres a reason a piece of crap like 1153 isnt in the armed forces

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:19pm
  • do it for your country!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:48pm
  • I know some great army guys, but also some creeper ones that think being in the army means all the girls want to be on their dicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:07am
  • Get some! Give him some PT between the sheets. Hooah. Take one for your country, young lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Everyone saying this is awful, shut the fuck up. Sex is prohibited during a deployment (its in the contract). Get it, soldier ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:45pm
  • careful, too, that when you send a group text, the recipient can't see the 'cc' kind of thing. screwed me once... although funny and karma-filled,.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:57am
  • hey i used to date a marine and it was awesome... best sex i ever had!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:53am
  • support our troops!! haha, the best way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:58am
  • He's not stupid just horny and keeping his options open!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:14pm
  • That's gansta. You have to exhaust all your options.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:04am
  • HILARIOUS. What a failure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:27am
  • bahaha im in afghanistan right now, and believe me that shit works, so what if they are friends, obiviously he hit it before with both of them or he wouldnt be texting. HOOOAH- thats how are army says it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:49am
  • If you drop a line in enough ponds your bound to catch a fish somewhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:31am
  • 9:05, game-set-match!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:07am
  • @10:16 the tail end huh. so you like it up the bum huh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:10pm
  • 1:22... don't pretend like you know anything. it's not "hoorah." there is no h.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:38am
  • Great man. A soldier and a sleaze.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:47pm
  • AHAHAHA! Classic. Fucking moron. I hope you're smarter than that on the battle field. Jackass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:25pm
  • 9:05 win Anyway I'm sure he just accidentally hit "send to all." ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:58am
  • Would've been better if you had both acted like you were up for it and stood him up....or set him up with a fat chick you don't like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:06am
  • hahaha I LOVE this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 11:53 If you can't stand behind our troops then please stand in front of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:43pm
  • what a fucking slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:26am
  • I was not expecting that one from u boy... have fun and enjoy wherever u are.. if this makes u happy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:43pm
  • haha i received this too. she sent it to about 50 other people who are going to same orientation as her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:38am
  • I was a soldier for 16 years, soldiers are horn dogs, especially when they have been deployed. I got a 3 some when I was on leave, it was awesome!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:24am
  • That shit has worked for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:44am
  • hahah Gotta love our military men!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 9:31 True. Throw some bait out there and you're bound to reel something in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:34am
  • 9:07 - You're right... not ALL of them... Just most of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:25pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA what a great way to start my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:24pm
  • He's in the service!!! Give it to him :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:00am
  • Hyper-masculine military assholes give me headaches.

    Submitted by velociraptor on May 5, 10 at 12:20pm
  • to 9:07... what? every girl doesnt want to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:50am
  • why should they be mad? he's going off, possibly to Iraq or Afghanistan. Either sleep with him or don't, but hey, you might as well salute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:51am
  • Stuck out in Iraq right now! I did that shit right before I left.... But I sent it to chicks that didn't know each other! Good try though bro! Hooah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:26am
  • exactly what 9:05 said. just saddle up and have a threesome. suck and support our troops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:09am
  • yes HOOOAH is army and OOORAH is marine corps

    Submitted by Bears_The_Truth on Oct 20, 10 at 5:12am
  • Copy and paste sucks sometimes! Ahaha ur getting re-deployed with a full sack haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:40pm
  • 5:25 - He just metaphorically shot himself in the wang. The amount of friendly fire among American forces we hear about on the news (though I'm sure it's exaggerated) would suggest he'd be in the minority if he was smarter than this on the battle field.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Hahaha. Support our troops!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:18pm
  • the best part is, both these chicks totally went down on the guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:44am
  • a few pills and they both can be had...shouldve been had, rather

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:25pm
  • say you'll meet him them chop his dick off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:37am
  • Playa! Kat Williams would be proud. But most likely embarrased.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Hahahahahahaaha wow, you know you're an idiot when you try to have sex with girls that are friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:48pm
  • screw the soldiers. shouldn't be fighting bush's wars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:53am
  • Good man you know what's good

    Submitted by superbassman on Dec 24, 10 at 11:21am
  • I'd send that to as many people as possible!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 7:51pm
  • I've done this many times. Blanket text every girl I know in a town when I'm headed there. It's amazing how often it works. As far as I know, I've never been caught...at least never called out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:32am
  • HAHAHA let him do both of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Stay safe in OEF or OIF.....nothing wrong w. getting laid before u deploy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:07am
  • hahaha! hilarious

    Submitted by whatever234567 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:19pm
  • Amazing, sounds like a soldier... From ft Campbell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:16am
  • Always wise to spread your options.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:02am
  • 11:53, sure. let's see what happens when our troops aren't protecting your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:34pm
  • 11:53 you suck! Hoorah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:22pm
  • you should fuck him cuz hes fighting for your freedom

    Submitted by adidas43 on Sep 22, 10 at 4:02pm
  • ha, i was at the tail end of a mass text bootie call last weekend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:16am
  • agreed with the previous guys saddle up and take one for the team

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:27am
  • Jeez none of you have been in the service or lived with somebody inthe military so stfu. He's not being stupid he's trying to get all that he can before he gets deployed cuz he can get none there and that might be his last time he gets some pussy so don't call him stupid. /end rang hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:43am
  • 11:43... way to make assumptions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:50pm
  • MAN WHORE! .....but seriously you should get some ass before your deployed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:04pm
  • you know that "ooo" that all the kids make when someone gets called to the principal's? thats went off in my head haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:37pm
  • "hooah" is the stupidest fucking phrase imaginable. God bless the navy.

    Submitted by mr_bubb on Feb 28, 12 at 1:54pm
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