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  • Close call... He should be glad he got a sign not to marry a dimwit.

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 30, 11 at 10:41am
  • @nunubeest That's funny, that girl had a burning bush, too. But it cleared up with some antibiotics

    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Dec 30, 11 at 3:46pm
  • We're on a mission from God.

    Submitted by tsoptsrif on Dec 30, 11 at 11:51am
  • moses had his burning bush...she had shower pizza

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 30, 11 at 1:17pm
    • "...and thou shalt leadeth the men thou knoweth not unto the promised land which is thy bed. And thou shalt doeth unto them unspeakable acts of animal husbandry, for which thou art forbidden to accept a jot of compensation."

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 30, 11 at 4:20pm
  • I hate to be the one to say it but His game is really fallen off of late. Used to get unambiguous messages from enchanted shrubbery. Now all He sends is cryptic soggy pizza

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 31, 11 at 4:45am
  • Oh yes pittsburgh a drinking town with a sports problem

    Submitted by dptscorpio113 on Feb 14, 13 at 9:56am