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  • 78 64
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 30, 11 at 10:41am

    Close call... He should be glad he got a sign not to marry a dimwit.

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    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Dec 30, 11 at 3:46pm

    @nunubeest That's funny, that girl had a burning bush, too. But it cleared up with some antibiotics

  • 66 68
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 30, 11 at 1:17pm

    moses had his burning bush...she had shower pizza

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 30, 11 at 4:20pm

      "...and thou shalt leadeth the men thou knoweth not unto the promised land which is thy bed. And thou shalt doeth unto them unspeakable acts of animal husbandry, for which thou art forbidden to accept a jot of compensation."

  • 66 75
    Submitted by tsoptsrif on Dec 30, 11 at 11:51am

    We're on a mission from God.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Dec 31, 11 at 4:45am

    I hate to be the one to say it but His game is really fallen off of late. Used to get unambiguous messages from enchanted shrubbery. Now all He sends is cryptic soggy pizza

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    Submitted by dptscorpio113 on Feb 14, 13 at 9:56am

    Oh yes pittsburgh a drinking town with a sports problem