Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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Close call... He should be glad he got a sign not to marry a dimwit.
@nunubeest That's funny, that girl had a burning bush, too. But it cleared up with some antibiotics
We're on a mission from God.
moses had his burning bush...she had shower pizza
"...and thou shalt leadeth the men thou knoweth not unto the promised land which is thy bed. And thou shalt doeth unto them unspeakable acts of animal husbandry, for which thou art forbidden to accept a jot of compensation."
I hate to be the one to say it but His game is really fallen off of late. Used to get unambiguous messages from enchanted shrubbery. Now all He sends is cryptic soggy pizza
Oh yes pittsburgh a drinking town with a sports problem