Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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Is there a cherry tree there now?
What the fuck could happen during sex that would permanently kill plantlife? Everything is made out of food, except for blood from hymen breaking, and that's biodegradable.
Maybe a rubber tree?