I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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I am going to guess classy is not on the list of potential answers here...
Sad part is, the smell of your box lingered longer than the cat's litter box...
Sounds like he got the better end of the deal, he got your pussy while you tried to steal his, I say this gets chalked up as a win for him
This is how to become a crazy cat lady who can't get a man
The kind who would get her face destroyed by his roommate's fist for being a klepto bitch?
Truly would've been quid pro quo if you had pulled off this caper
Someone with interesting priorities.
A pussy using pussy stealer.
Some of these logics are horrible xD lol