After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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Please be fake.
HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?
If the tequila isn't fatal, I think the fire may be.
OP probably meant "twelfth and final", autocorrect or T9 or whatever can get things wrong in pretty funny ways sometimes.
Hahahaha my future!
Rockin' obituary dude!
No chance for an open casket.
Headfirst into a bonfire is a bit severe. Crispy critters anyone?
Oh this had better be fake....
I don't understand the last sentence?
It makes sense if the mom is speaking of herself in the third person and exaggerating a situation to her kid. Otherwise, somebody could be saying they might emulate mama lush and get themselves dead doing something dumb off tequila.
stacys mom has got it goin on
This is TFNL of course it's fake.
Tequila and fire don't mix.
they mix quite well actually lol
Please be a fake!
Prince George, British Columbia ;)
The OP most likely doesn't literally mean fatal. Calm down people.
I need to give my mom sum tequila and get her to stand next to a fire
I hate to be a downer but your mom is a louse and this is a gross misuse of the world fatal.