After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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Please be fake.
HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF?
If the tequila isn't fatal, I think the fire may be.
OP probably meant "twelfth and final", autocorrect or T9 or whatever can get things wrong in pretty funny ways sometimes.
Rockin' obituary dude!
No chance for an open casket.
Hahahaha my future!
Headfirst into a bonfire is a bit severe. Crispy critters anyone?
Oh this had better be fake....
I don't understand the last sentence?
It makes sense if the mom is speaking of herself in the third person and exaggerating a situation to her kid. Otherwise, somebody could be saying they might emulate mama lush and get themselves dead doing something dumb off tequila.
stacys mom has got it goin on
Tequila and fire don't mix.
they mix quite well actually lol
Prince George, British Columbia ;)
This is TFNL of course it's fake.
Please be a fake!
I need to give my mom sum tequila and get her to stand next to a fire
The OP most likely doesn't literally mean fatal. Calm down people.
I hate to be a downer but your mom is a louse and this is a gross misuse of the world fatal.