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  • Submitted by Phys on Jun 8, 11 at 1:22pm

    She's taking the divorce really hard

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 8, 11 at 1:39pm

    Who gives a fuck how you die. You die alone, sure. But what matters is how you live, and making sure you enjoy living in the meantime. Now if you'll excuse me, I have condoms to buy.

  • Submitted by triforfun38117 on Jun 8, 11 at 11:22am

    When the hell did Debbie Downer have a kid?

    • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Jun 8, 11 at 1:21pm

      PS there's no such thing as heaven or soul mates either.\n\nNow go be happy damn it.

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 8, 11 at 12:21pm

    Mom convincing daughter to go lez.

  • Submitted by rast262 on Jun 8, 11 at 5:56pm

    mom forgot about younger guys ;)

  • Submitted by Pernski on Jun 8, 11 at 11:29am

    ROFL that was pretty good haha

  • Submitted by poopinmybutthole on Jun 8, 11 at 11:14pm

    Lol first

  • Submitted by smr167 on Jun 11, 11 at 11:33am

    Best. Txt. Ever.

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Jun 11, 11 at 8:52am

    Man hate much? What a bitch!

  • Submitted by Duckdaring on Jun 8, 11 at 7:52pm

    Wow, 'mom' has a devastatingly succinct and seemingly nonchalant and accepting view of life and marriage. I hope it is nothing more than a loveless marriage type of rut. At least that has the potential of changing. If that is true acceptance and zen-like realization and preparation of probable, and worst possible, outcomes to her, based on experience, good for her I guess. If it's her misery speaking, I wish her nothing but luck in finding what she needs to change it.

  • Submitted by ally260 on Jun 9, 11 at 12:30am

    Wow. And I thought my mom is a bitch..

  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jun 8, 11 at 11:59am

    Eh.. I worked in a nursing home for two years, and she's actually right. If anything, your roommate or the cleaning lady will be in the same room - but you'll still be dying alone in the marriage sense. Still a douche.

  • Submitted by ally260 on Jun 9, 11 at 2:15am

    Sad, but true. I work in a nursing home and unless the patient is on hospice care or their family shows up... odds are they die alone. Just a fact of life.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 10, 11 at 5:54am

    Don't be a selfish bitch like you mom, you will be fine.

  • Submitted by mickeyd11 on Jun 13, 11 at 3:02am

    Awesome. Great mom.

  • Submitted by ToastyTheBeast on Jun 8, 11 at 11:58am

    She deserves an award for mother of the year.

  • Submitted by duckdown on Jun 8, 11 at 8:09pm

    she's just letting you know, the earlier in life you give up hope the less disappointment you will have later on

  • Submitted by hwrecker on Jun 8, 11 at 12:42pm

    Wow... That's just fucked up...

  • Submitted by outdrinksyou on Jun 8, 11 at 12:40pm

    lmao this is exactly like my moms twisted theories on love, marriage, and men. hahaha

  • Submitted by livnlrg8 on Jun 8, 11 at 12:27pm

    Everyone technically dies alone unless something tragic happens like a plane crash or car wreck.

  • Submitted by 1BadMitch on Jun 13, 11 at 1:17am

    BadMitch thinks this bitch needs some dick,

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  • Submitted by blite on Jun 8, 11 at 6:10pm

    Dammmm... When u were little did you ever say... "no more wire coat hangersssss"!!

  • Submitted by Nicole170 on Jun 8, 11 at 5:38pm

    Haha lifes a bitch!