Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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Haha referring to a baby as an 'it' is the first sign you probably shouldn't even be holding one
Some people need to be sterilized.. Although since she is a rave slut her snatch is probably already too diseased to have kids anyway
legit totes pro boss aunt. I pray you never have kids.
The first part of sarcasm made me nauseous.
You'll be a better aunt than your sister will be a mother. Why would she hand you the baby with you looking like you did?
Uh, that's a no lady.
When I saw my friend's niecel the new mom's friend showed up to the hospital at 4:00 p.m. looking like Ke$ha. As in ripped up tights and a tube top. The other girl was wearing pajamma pants with her fat hanging out. I was astounded. As was everybody I showed the pics to