You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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He's right, it has to be an awfully extreme circumstance to not be able to get laid as a girl. Most guys would stick Mr Happy in anything that doesn't look like it would kill them or infect him, so let that be a lesson of where the bar really stands
She should take lessons from Peach. Then her chances of getting laid will be significantly higher.
just find a guy that wants to eat your tuna taco instead
I can smell the desperation in this text. Bitches are crazy.
Yah guys do haha girls its cake