She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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Who gives a shit when it's from. It's still pretty funny.
Uh, really more texts about death? I’m not drunk enough for this.
But it's cool on a Tuesday.
Dear dudeimshawn, who gives a fuck
Any mourning, actually. http://whatidesiredtosay.wordpress.com
is that a death pun?
Fuck you those hotdogs are epic
I wanna know how you die at 7-11, choke on one of those gross roller hot dogs?
This is texts from last NIGHT not texts from this morning
Please fuck off, website guy
looks like you got a case of the mondays