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  • but she did my hair! and then ate me out!

    Submitted by kingofavery on Feb 17, 12 at 10:48am
  • Or have her get an addadicktomy. ( if you're not bright, sound it out.)

    Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 11:04am
    • Where is this from? My dad used to always say it, never knew where he got it

      Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 11:34am
      • Sarcastic response, your mom used to say it all the time. Honestly, I can't remember where I picked it up.

        Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 11:57am
        • Well me my is a bird so that makes sense

          Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 12:02pm
          • ???, I meant as in a dick IN her. Didn't translate well. So your dads a dog?

            Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 1:17pm
            • Yea I was so high I totally fucked that up. Yes I was implying that I'm half bird half dog. That high

              Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 5:12pm
  • My initially thought OP was a guy...

    Submitted by ahyeah on Feb 18, 12 at 12:03am
  • No. Strap-on is the only way to go. Many sizes and colors to choose from.

    Submitted by chiksr4me on Feb 18, 12 at 4:58am