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  • 93 39
    Submitted by kingofavery on Feb 17, 12 at 10:48am

    but she did my hair! and then ate me out!

  • 41 40
    Submitted by chiksr4me on Feb 18, 12 at 4:58am

    No. Strap-on is the only way to go. Many sizes and colors to choose from.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 11:04am

    Or have her get an addadicktomy. ( if you're not bright, sound it out.)

    • 42 37
      Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 11:34am

      Where is this from? My dad used to always say it, never knew where he got it

      • 34 40
        Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 11:57am

        Sarcastic response, your mom used to say it all the time. Honestly, I can't remember where I picked it up.

        • 38 53
          Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 12:02pm

          Well me my is a bird so that makes sense

          • 30 33
            Submitted by porksword on Feb 17, 12 at 1:17pm

            ???, I meant as in a dick IN her. Didn't translate well. So your dads a dog?

            • 33 34
              Submitted by BirdDog on Feb 17, 12 at 5:12pm

              Yea I was so high I totally fucked that up. Yes I was implying that I'm half bird half dog. That high

  • 37 45
    Submitted by ahyeah on Feb 18, 12 at 12:03am

    My initially thought OP was a guy...