If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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but she did my hair! and then ate me out!
Or have her get an addadicktomy. ( if you're not bright, sound it out.)
Where is this from? My dad used to always say it, never knew where he got it
Sarcastic response, your mom used to say it all the time. Honestly, I can't remember where I picked it up.
Well me my is a bird so that makes sense
???, I meant as in a dick IN her. Didn't translate well. So your dads a dog?
Yea I was so high I totally fucked that up. Yes I was implying that I'm half bird half dog. That high
My initially thought OP was a guy...
No. Strap-on is the only way to go. Many sizes and colors to choose from.