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  • Submitted by HornedGramma on Oct 1, 10 at 2:50pm

    Speaking as someone who spent twenty years as a Mormon, I can tell you that Mormon girls get freakier than ANYONE in bed. It takes a little extra effort, but it's worth it. Also, Playboy magazine named BYU the #1 school in the nation to find hot women. Maybe you just suck.

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      Submitted by thebatman on Oct 1, 10 at 5:14pm

      Um, excuse me Mrs. "Horned Gramma," but judging by your name, which could possibly be grandma or grammar, I'd say the kind of "freaky" you're in to is likely NOT the same kind of freaky that I am into. \n\n\nSincerely,\nbatman

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        Submitted by HornedGramma on Oct 6, 10 at 2:59pm

        Go look up 'Horned Gramma' on youtube, batman, and THEN you and I will discuss 'freaky'.

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      Submitted by chiodo34 on Oct 24, 10 at 10:12pm

      BYU has hotties, this is true. The problem is they're fucking retarded in terms of critical thinking and questioning abilities. None of them think for themselves, relying on mormonism as their basis of thought. If they could actually question their beliefs and, dear god, THINK, I might have more respect for them. That is why they suck in a relationship, not because they're a good fuck.

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      Submitted by Noghori on Feb 6, 11 at 2:10am

      I agree, I don't see anything particularly bad about this text. Why is "Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon" funny? It seems like the mormon and chicks wouldn't be that bad to me.

  • Submitted by EJS4 on Oct 2, 10 at 12:45am

    Get standards!

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Oct 1, 10 at 3:43pm

    speaking as someone who has hooked up with countless mormons and went to school with a thousand of them i can say that no other girls are more UNEXPERIENCED or awkward like sex with a 10 thats a mormon.

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      Submitted by HornedGramma on Oct 1, 10 at 3:54pm

      Either that or you're just bad in bed.

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 1, 10 at 2:30pm

    Are you retarded?

  • Submitted by kaylasoarus on Oct 1, 10 at 9:38pm

    I'm a Mormon girl, and I love sex, so maybe it is you.

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      Submitted by Idaho on Oct 3, 10 at 3:48pm

      Not everyone likes pasty chicks in garments.

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    Submitted by ding_dong_romeo on Oct 1, 10 at 10:35pm

    i feel like i know who this is from ha ha

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    Submitted by sandeee on Oct 2, 10 at 4:29pm

    So because it was a bad relationship means they were bad in bed. Good to know.

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    Submitted by Noghori on Feb 6, 11 at 2:11am

    why is this funny? what are the stereotypes surrounding Mormons and married chicks?