Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Speaking as someone who spent twenty years as a Mormon, I can tell you that Mormon girls get freakier than ANYONE in bed. It takes a little extra effort, but it's worth it. Also, Playboy magazine named BYU the #1 school in the nation to find hot women. Maybe you just suck.
Um, excuse me Mrs. "Horned Gramma," but judging by your name, which could possibly be grandma or grammar, I'd say the kind of "freaky" you're in to is likely NOT the same kind of freaky that I am into. \n\n\nSincerely,\nbatman
Go look up 'Horned Gramma' on youtube, batman, and THEN you and I will discuss 'freaky'.
BYU has hotties, this is true. The problem is they're fucking retarded in terms of critical thinking and questioning abilities. None of them think for themselves, relying on mormonism as their basis of thought. If they could actually question their beliefs and, dear god, THINK, I might have more respect for them. That is why they suck in a relationship, not because they're a good fuck.
I agree, I don't see anything particularly bad about this text. Why is "Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon" funny? It seems like the mormon and chicks wouldn't be that bad to me.
I'm a Mormon girl, and I love sex, so maybe it is you.
Not everyone likes pasty chicks in garments.
Are you retarded?
speaking as someone who has hooked up with countless mormons and went to school with a thousand of them i can say that no other girls are more UNEXPERIENCED or awkward like sex with a 10 thats a mormon.
Either that or you're just bad in bed.
i feel like i know who this is from ha ha
So because it was a bad relationship means they were bad in bed. Good to know.
why is this funny? what are the stereotypes surrounding Mormons and married chicks?