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  • Speaking as someone who spent twenty years as a Mormon, I can tell you that Mormon girls get freakier than ANYONE in bed. It takes a little extra effort, but it's worth it. Also, Playboy magazine named BYU the #1 school in the nation to find hot women. Maybe you just suck.

    Submitted by HornedGramma on Oct 1, 10 at 2:50pm
    • Um, excuse me Mrs. "Horned Gramma," but judging by your name, which could possibly be grandma or grammar, I'd say the kind of "freaky" you're in to is likely NOT the same kind of freaky that I am into. \n\n\nSincerely,\nbatman

      Submitted by thebatman on Oct 1, 10 at 5:14pm
      • Go look up 'Horned Gramma' on youtube, batman, and THEN you and I will discuss 'freaky'.

        Submitted by HornedGramma on Oct 6, 10 at 2:59pm
    • BYU has hotties, this is true. The problem is they're fucking retarded in terms of critical thinking and questioning abilities. None of them think for themselves, relying on mormonism as their basis of thought. If they could actually question their beliefs and, dear god, THINK, I might have more respect for them. That is why they suck in a relationship, not because they're a good fuck.

      Submitted by chiodo34 on Oct 24, 10 at 10:12pm
    • I agree, I don't see anything particularly bad about this text. Why is "Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon" funny? It seems like the mormon and chicks wouldn't be that bad to me.

      Submitted by Noghori on Feb 6, 11 at 2:10am
  • Get standards!

    Submitted by EJS4 on Oct 2, 10 at 12:45am
  • Are you retarded?

    Submitted by urallstupid on Oct 1, 10 at 2:30pm
  • I'm a Mormon girl, and I love sex, so maybe it is you.

    Submitted by kaylasoarus on Oct 1, 10 at 9:38pm
  • speaking as someone who has hooked up with countless mormons and went to school with a thousand of them i can say that no other girls are more UNEXPERIENCED or awkward like sex with a 10 thats a mormon.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Oct 1, 10 at 3:43pm
  • So because it was a bad relationship means they were bad in bed. Good to know.

    Submitted by sandeee on Oct 2, 10 at 4:29pm
  • i feel like i know who this is from ha ha

    Submitted by ding_dong_romeo on Oct 1, 10 at 10:35pm
  • why is this funny? what are the stereotypes surrounding Mormons and married chicks?

    Submitted by Noghori on Feb 6, 11 at 2:11am