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  • Submitted by djskillzmusic on Nov 22, 11 at 2:37pm

    Mace - Thirty Dollars, E.R. Co-pay - TwentyFive Dollars, waking up to this text - priceless

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 22, 11 at 2:21pm

    Think of it as training for OWS.

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    Submitted by stretch85 on Nov 22, 11 at 2:49pm

    Pepper spray hurts, but there's no need for the ER. Wash ur face with Johnson & Johnson baby wash, you'll be fine in an hour or 2. Also, make sure to bend over, otherwise it will drip down to the naughty parts and that will hurt. I had to do it for the military.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 5:03pm

      q tip or full on stream fresh from the can?

  • Submitted by Key_umm on Nov 22, 11 at 1:16pm

    First!!! But omg...

  • Submitted by Stix77 on Nov 22, 11 at 2:06pm

    This is great, I have a friend of mine that while blackout thought it would be a good idea to "see what pepper spray feels like in his eyes"...needless to say he found out it hurts...A LOT

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    Submitted by NataSept on Nov 23, 11 at 7:10pm

    good morning, world!

  • Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 22, 11 at 2:33pm

    Now, how exactly did you do that??

  • Submitted by jbarrick17 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:23pm


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    Submitted by swallows on Nov 23, 11 at 4:36am

    Ep-the fuck-ic!!

  • Submitted by moondevil on Nov 22, 11 at 1:38pm

    I, wish I could get texts like this in the morning

  • Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 22, 11 at 6:39pm

    lmao goddamn it's a wonder that you managed to text that coherently after a mace face-

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Nov 22, 11 at 10:31pm

      Seriously-quit posting your dumbass site all over TFLN. Everyone is sick of it.

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 22, 11 at 5:02pm

    stop being a pussy everyone's got to take a ride to carry