I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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Mace - Thirty Dollars, E.R. Co-pay - TwentyFive Dollars, waking up to this text - priceless
good morning, world!
Think of it as training for OWS.
Pepper spray hurts, but there's no need for the ER. Wash ur face with Johnson & Johnson baby wash, you'll be fine in an hour or 2. Also, make sure to bend over, otherwise it will drip down to the naughty parts and that will hurt. I had to do it for the military.
q tip or full on stream fresh from the can?
First!!! But omg...
lmao goddamn it's a wonder that you managed to text that coherently after a mace face- www.iwassofuckedup.com
Seriously-quit posting your dumbass site all over TFLN. Everyone is sick of it.
This is great, I have a friend of mine that while blackout thought it would be a good idea to "see what pepper spray feels like in his eyes"...needless to say he found out it hurts...A LOT
Now, how exactly did you do that??
I, wish I could get texts like this in the morning
stop being a pussy everyone's got to take a ride to carry