I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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Mace - Thirty Dollars, E.R. Co-pay - TwentyFive Dollars, waking up to this text - priceless
good morning, world!
Think of it as training for OWS.
Pepper spray hurts, but there's no need for the ER. Wash ur face with Johnson & Johnson baby wash, you'll be fine in an hour or 2. Also, make sure to bend over, otherwise it will drip down to the naughty parts and that will hurt. I had to do it for the military.
q tip or full on stream fresh from the can?
lmao goddamn it's a wonder that you managed to text that coherently after a mace face- www.iwassofuckedup.com
Seriously-quit posting your dumbass site all over TFLN. Everyone is sick of it.
This is great, I have a friend of mine that while blackout thought it would be a good idea to "see what pepper spray feels like in his eyes"...needless to say he found out it hurts...A LOT
First!!! But omg...
Now, how exactly did you do that??
I, wish I could get texts like this in the morning
stop being a pussy everyone's got to take a ride to carry