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  • 83 21
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Oct 8, 12 at 3:53pm

    Change your wifi network name to "Keep it down you two".

    • 32 31
      Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 8, 12 at 6:08pm

      Really? Based on the text I've recommend changing it to "little bit louder next time"

      • 23 26
        Submitted by aawwsshheett on Oct 8, 12 at 7:54pm

        Do it for the lulz bro.

        • 23 21
          Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 8, 12 at 8:34pm

          But then they won't even get the pitiful amount of "sex" they're not really getting now. Making their life even more pathetic :( lol

  • 70 25
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 8, 12 at 4:10pm

    If you close your eyes and are good enough with your hands you can almost be a part of it.

    • 27 27
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 9, 12 at 9:08am

      All I think about when I read "good enough with your hands" is some scene from some show where main guy asked anther guy if he lays on his arm to cause it to go numb....so he could pretend he wasn't alone. Lol

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        Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 9, 12 at 5:19pm

        Family guy, the episode where meg "drowns" and ends up having a crush on her doctor and he wants to date her. Peter asks if he does it, kid says yes, peter says "not anymore, because you're dating my daughter."

        • 16 26
          Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 10, 12 at 2:55am

          Get outta mah head lmao.

          • 30 25
            Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 10, 12 at 4:45am

            Family Guy is one of my favorite shows, sorry bout that lol.

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    Submitted by nonxapplicable on Oct 8, 12 at 9:07pm

    All the benefits of first hand, except it doesn't matter which hand you use.

  • 39 30
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 8, 12 at 9:48pm

    Get a loud girlfriend and an elliptical reflector dish.

  • 30 27
    Submitted by lry808 on Oct 8, 12 at 8:39pm

    Or to "threesome?"

  • 28 33
    Submitted by highasballs on Oct 8, 12 at 5:12pm

    You sir...or ma'am need to get laid. Bad

  • 25 50
    Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Oct 8, 12 at 6:35pm

    The walls are so thin that not only can you HEAR the neighbors having sex, you can actually SMELL it at some points

    • 23 25
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 9, 12 at 6:31am

      Sex has a specific smell but if you can smell it through the walls, something is wrong. I'll take "apartment life exaggeration" for 1000 Alex.

      • 28 22
        Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 9, 12 at 7:29am

        "Answer? It's the daily double."(since OP wasn't invited lol)