it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Change your wifi network name to "Keep it down you two".
Really? Based on the text I've recommend changing it to "little bit louder next time"
Do it for the lulz bro.
But then they won't even get the pitiful amount of "sex" they're not really getting now. Making their life even more pathetic :( lol
If you close your eyes and are good enough with your hands you can almost be a part of it.
All I think about when I read "good enough with your hands" is some scene from some show where main guy asked anther guy if he lays on his arm to cause it to go numb....so he could pretend he wasn't alone. Lol
Family guy, the episode where meg "drowns" and ends up having a crush on her doctor and he wants to date her. Peter asks if he does it, kid says yes, peter says "not anymore, because you're dating my daughter."
Get outta mah head lmao.
Family Guy is one of my favorite shows, sorry bout that lol.
All the benefits of first hand, except it doesn't matter which hand you use.
Get a loud girlfriend and an elliptical reflector dish.
Or to "threesome?"
You sir...or ma'am need to get laid. Bad
The walls are so thin that not only can you HEAR the neighbors having sex, you can actually SMELL it at some points
Sex has a specific smell but if you can smell it through the walls, something is wrong. I'll take "apartment life exaggeration" for 1000 Alex.
"Answer? It's the daily double."(since OP wasn't invited lol)