Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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It's Jameson you moron.
Yes, you can keep him, but you have to clean up his poop.
What is up with these can we keep him posts. No you can't fucking keep him, he's a person for Christ's sake!
I agree wholeheartedly that keeping a human is bad, however, I almost wonder if they mean "Can we keep them around and hang out with them more?"