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  • Now all your friends can see "I want my money back" written all over your page

    Submitted by Rutherford on Mar 2, 10 at 9:59am
  • Why do they know your full name? Dumb dealer.....

    Submitted by bsitz on Mar 2, 10 at 11:32am
  • Obviously they want further ways of getting in contact with you

    Submitted by RoseF32 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:41am
  • You are a great dealer to know the difference! I have to remind myself: I sell to them, They aren't my friends in any way. After you have bought your dope, get the fuck out already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:05pm
  • ya and then they wanna hang out and shit

    Submitted by RoughReider on Mar 2, 10 at 9:28am
  • Could you pull the plug on bubby? (Pineapple Express)

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 2, 10 at 9:39am
  • why do the kno your full name?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 7:09pm
  • Similar situation bro. I wanna be a nice crack dealer though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:05am
  • Hahaha 9:39! I love James franco!

    Submitted by ohsoglam on Mar 2, 10 at 11:04am
  • Hahahahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Naa otherway around.. I hate when the fucking dealer comes up to u at parties and shit and then fucking everyone knows u buy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:39pm
  • You idiot OP a buisness's objective is to satisfy the customers to build a relationship so that they will come back with more money

    Submitted by anony1 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:56pm
    • if you get too friendly, they'll tart to ask for price breaks, get pissed off if you don't agree, and then find someone else. It's best to maintain a friendly, yet professional relationship with customers. The fact that I'm a chick changes things, though, because asshole constantly think they can pull one over on me, especially if I'm super friendly.

      Submitted by homesickalien on Mar 2, 10 at 6:07pm
  • I'm your mother, I'm your daddy, I'm that nigga in tha alley...I'm your pusher!

    Submitted by ANIMOSITY99 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:54am
  • "Rant Rail" rant for the "b".

    Submitted by nickidewbear on Nov 19, 10 at 8:44pm
  • Don't add them you loser drug dealer. I'm just a consumer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 9:56am
  • I bet she can't wiggle like that with a dick in her. \n-The Unwanted Troll

    Submitted by TheUnwantedTroll on Mar 2, 10 at 9:49am
  • You know, you don't have to accept.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 2:00pm
  • amen brotha. first!

    Submitted by Celbprn on Mar 2, 10 at 9:26am
  • Can u give me a deal

    Submitted by sodid3 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:25am
  • My dealer asked to be my friend, I accepted, then deleted him, then he asked again. Explain that one...

    Submitted by mbabybum on Mar 2, 10 at 10:01pm
  • those bastards dont even give you poker chips.."because its not in our deal!"

    Submitted by canonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 9:39am
  • Haha gotta hate that shit

    Submitted by KushCologne on Mar 2, 10 at 2:22pm
  • WIN.

    Submitted by karate1974 on Feb 27, 11 at 12:26am
  • I'd imagine that it's a two way street on this one. Dealers are kind of like barbers. Part of the job is to act interested when you talk about the party you have planned for this weekend. But both parties should know that this is really just to avoid awkward silence.

    Submitted by hawk79 on Mar 9, 10 at 1:39am
  • You badass

    Submitted by PPRR on Mar 2, 10 at 2:25pm
  • Well that's not nice! You're a bad dealer then.

    Submitted by exo_skeletal on Mar 2, 10 at 12:12pm
  • I hate when the dealer tries to get some ass, then I feel like an ass cause I could be getting mad weed.

    Submitted by yellowsun6 on Apr 3, 10 at 4:38pm
  • Hahaha. Only in Baltimore!

    Submitted by dnmcgraw on Mar 2, 10 at 11:58am
  • Buyer beware!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:43pm