She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Be happy you're not 88!
Bring the full body condom.
The proper boss move would be to swiftly wipe away the rest of the numbers. At least that way she would respect OP in the morning.
Now, just don't shart on the shag carpet.
You can't make a hoe a housewife. Man up and move on.
i would go and shower for the rest of the day after leaving her house...
Don't put all your dates in one douchebag basket. And really, what does that say about guys 2-7? They don't give a fuck!
sloppey sixth a condom alchol and fuck like a pornstar youll be at the top of the list
Seventh? I wonder which day of the week she'll give you...
Yeah it's obviously college, and it's not like he is planning on marriage. So hey wrap it up and get it in.
Probably be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway... Best to move on, buddy
What a whore
Could have been house mate interviews.
You've got the stamina kid, but you lack girth and length. That's why you're 7th.
You should haul ass to the clinic and get your shit tested!
Damn sounds like she got that fiya.. Wtf is wrong with you commenters grow a pair stop being vaginas