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  • Be happy you're not 88!

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 14, 12 at 4:56pm
  • Bring the full body condom.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 14, 12 at 5:14pm
  • The proper boss move would be to swiftly wipe away the rest of the numbers. At least that way she would respect OP in the morning.

    Submitted by unclestuffy on Aug 14, 12 at 7:50pm
  • Now, just don't shart on the shag carpet.

    Submitted by rimmion on Aug 14, 12 at 7:54pm
  • You can't make a hoe a housewife. Man up and move on.

    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Aug 14, 12 at 9:58pm
  • i would go and shower for the rest of the day after leaving her house...

    Submitted by souljehr on Aug 14, 12 at 3:38pm
  • Run.

    Submitted by adapa4 on Aug 14, 12 at 9:13pm
  • sloppey sixth a condom alchol and fuck like a pornstar youll be at the top of the list

    Submitted by adrianE3C on Aug 15, 12 at 3:00pm
  • Don't put all your dates in one douchebag basket. And really, what does that say about guys 2-7? They don't give a fuck!

    Submitted by kalto21 on Aug 14, 12 at 4:59pm
  • Seventh? I wonder which day of the week she'll give you...

    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 14, 12 at 4:04pm
  • Yeah it's obviously college, and it's not like he is planning on marriage. So hey wrap it up and get it in.

    Submitted by karazyboys on Aug 15, 12 at 10:50am
  • What a whore

    Submitted by LowDownZ on Aug 14, 12 at 3:14pm
  • Probably be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway... Best to move on, buddy

    Submitted by jame152 on Aug 15, 12 at 12:24am
  • You've got the stamina kid, but you lack girth and length. That's why you're 7th.

    Submitted by BDVille on Aug 14, 12 at 3:02pm
  • Could have been house mate interviews.

    Submitted by Dahnhilla on Aug 16, 12 at 3:32pm
  • You should haul ass to the clinic and get your shit tested!

    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Aug 14, 12 at 9:40pm
  • Damn sounds like she got that fiya.. Wtf is wrong with you commenters grow a pair stop being vaginas

    Submitted by HippyChick on Aug 15, 12 at 9:31am
  • Get checked.

    Submitted by Gunslingr19 on Aug 16, 12 at 4:03am