He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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You don't, you run.
You say,"that's nothing" and then you show him the move your father taught you. \n\nWait, we're talking about breakdancing right?
Ask for a threesome, she obviouslly knows a thing or two
how about... thanks??
What move was it? Lol
This must have came from west virginia. He actually probably learned it from his Uncle-dad or Cousin-aunt.
Stop scissoring and ask for her number
You should say " well if you think that's sumthin, wait till you see what my dog can do!" that should determine wether or not he's a keeper. BOOSH!
U say "what the fuk!"
nuth'in...just go home to your double wide...
Don't worry if your team lost, son. You're a winner in bed.
Sounds to me like that guy cock blocked himself because now you will always be reminded of his mom during sex. Ewww.
Cerial killer line!
I woulda fucked him.
You shoulda been like, " so that's why your sister is like that!"
Tell him what your daddy taught you.
Response is a psychotic scream while running away as fast as you can while lobbing live grenades behind you.
You say that I just realized I can't ever talk to you or see you again without that disturbing image since you're a sane person
Haha I got it from my momma?
Well look my mom taught me...lol
Mother know best.
Just get the hell out
this reminds me of the sexy losers
It's okay if your team loss, son. You're a winner in bed.
Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test
Game on. Cool mom
You say... Ehh, I've seen better.
What is \\n\\n?
Agrees with destructos comment not his name
You say "Make momma proud!" and go again.
What the fuck does that mean
U ask if she can teach u some too, lol
This is what you do... Ride him till he can't breath lol
Be concerned yet thankful if it was good
First and I banged your mom.
Tell her thank u. god the never of some people no home training at all!
Incest is the best sex
MORE LIKE WINCEST, AMIRITE?!?!