He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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You don't, you run.
You say,"that's nothing" and then you show him the move your father taught you. \n\nWait, we're talking about breakdancing right?
Ask for a threesome, she obviouslly knows a thing or two
how about... thanks??
What move was it? Lol
Don't worry if your team lost, son. You're a winner in bed.
This must have came from west virginia. He actually probably learned it from his Uncle-dad or Cousin-aunt.
You should say " well if you think that's sumthin, wait till you see what my dog can do!" that should determine wether or not he's a keeper. BOOSH!
Stop scissoring and ask for her number
U say "what the fuk!"
nuth'in...just go home to your double wide...
Sounds to me like that guy cock blocked himself because now you will always be reminded of his mom during sex. Ewww.
Cerial killer line!
You shoulda been like, " so that's why your sister is like that!"
Response is a psychotic scream while running away as fast as you can while lobbing live grenades behind you.
I woulda fucked him.
Tell him what your daddy taught you.
Haha I got it from my momma?
You say that I just realized I can't ever talk to you or see you again without that disturbing image since you're a sane person
Just get the hell out
Well look my mom taught me...lol
Mother know best.
It's okay if your team loss, son. You're a winner in bed.
this reminds me of the sexy losers
Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test
You say... Ehh, I've seen better.
Game on. Cool mom
What is \\n\\n?
Agrees with destructos comment not his name
This is what you do... Ride him till he can't breath lol
You say "Make momma proud!" and go again.
U ask if she can teach u some too, lol
What the fuck does that mean
Be concerned yet thankful if it was good
Tell her thank u. god the never of some people no home training at all!
First and I banged your mom.
Incest is the best sex
MORE LIKE WINCEST, AMIRITE?!?!