Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Because Martin Luther got drunk.
I just pictured Martin Luther in a Ronald McDonald outfit complete with make-up.
No. There better question is why hasn't anyone eaten it yet.
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
It's a warning to other chicken nuggets: your days shall end here!
Abandon all dipping sauce, Ye who enter here.
the better question is why would you not have a chicken nugget nailed to your door