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  • 55 43
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 13, 12 at 12:43pm

    Because Martin Luther got drunk.

    • 36 39
      Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 14, 12 at 2:29am

      I just pictured Martin Luther in a Ronald McDonald outfit complete with make-up.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Coolestguyinchat on Mar 13, 12 at 12:10pm

    No. There better question is why hasn't anyone eaten it yet.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 13, 12 at 7:39pm

    BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

  • 44 56
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Mar 13, 12 at 3:21pm

    It's a warning to other chicken nuggets: your days shall end here!

  • 37 45
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 13, 12 at 4:57pm

    Abandon all dipping sauce, Ye who enter here.

  • 37 61
    Submitted by wildness on Mar 13, 12 at 10:14am

    the better question is why would you not have a chicken nugget nailed to your door