How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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I have first hand knowledge of this. For me, if happened falling to the ground while standing at a bar. You try to save your drink as to are falling. That opens your armpit right for the bump on the bar at your side.
Catch it on a bannister trying not to fall down the stairs. Been there, done it.
Don't try to blame your fudge packing injury in being drunk.
That makes less sense than the original post.