I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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Better luck next time.
my balls are always on fire (because Im ginger)
This post confuses me. It's one of those things where I would love to know how the 'almost' part fits in.
Great balls of fire?
Those are real balls of fury.
Not for long they won't be.
If your balls can catch fire you need to prune your hedges man.
@RoffMain yeah, I saw a guy do this back in college. He ended up running down the hallway to the shower swatting at his crotch and was known as "Sparky" for the rest of the school year.
I saw my older brother do that. Never light a fart, kids. It's no joke.
Jerry Lee Lewis tribute. You are doing it wrong!