On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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Yeah, there's something to be proud of. I believe abortion should be legal, but also that just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD. Can't support a child, can't give them the life you know they deserve, just can't do it? Fine, get an abortion. But don't act like it's funny, or no big deal, because that's sickening.
You're taking things out of context.
This whole site is full of texts taken out of context. This one in particular makes it sound like the texter is making light of their own/their sexual partner's[depending on their gender] abortion. If that's the case then I find my comment to be perfectly relevant.
Said8ED, leave Figuratively and their opinion alone. Everyone's entitled to an opinion and on a website like this, maybe you should just agree to disagree instead of spreading your verbal diarrhea all over everyone's posts as to why Figuratively is oh-so-in-the-wrong. If it sounds like preaching to you, then fine. Give your two cents and move on and stop acting like a child trying to push your contrary opinion in a "See?? See?? See??" way because you're mad about it.
You're wrong, BSParty. The op attempted a little levity in a downer situation and Figuratively got all over it as if it was made as some kind of joke. I'm not mad about anything. Think about it: who is the real child here? Who's pushing their opinion? Get over yourself.
And the sheep is led to the slaughter...win
Hey guys, let's push our moral agendas on TFLN, totally appropriate venue.
If we can get in some talk on socialism, health care reform, taxes and 9/11, I would be so. Happy. Then, lets argue about game consoles on Youtube, see you guys there?
One person's abortion is another's stem cells
@Figuratively: I dunno, I read this as someone using sick humor as a coping mechanism to deal with a bad event in their life. It's what I'd do. (Disclaimer: I grew up in the 201, so you may think I'm just as "morally bankrupt" as the OP.)
It's entirely possible. So much of this site is left to one's own interpretation.
Totally with you on that, GetOffMyLawn.
People use humor to lighten crappy situations. Chill out people.
not really the website to discuss morals.
Bahahaaha. Pro choice bitches!
ok. me too. but this sounds more pro-abortion than anything. that's... messed up...
Lol nov 20 2:43
love the twist
Karma will come back on what you buy with these points.
500 Amex points today is a damn sight better than getting Amex points for the next 18 years of child support.
There is an upside to using AmEx.
"what if Jesus was aborted?" -ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
yay for killing something innocent !!!.... what a jackass
Hmm. I'm actually surprised here. A seemingly jocular comment about abortion (of all things) and no serious rants. Race, hyper-sexed women, or president Obama, and all the freaks come out. Curious.
Shame on you.
Even the thumbs up or down totals aren't all that high...
I don't know how can this be a bad night.
without scrolling down, I can bet that 75% of the comments below are about politics since this post mentioned abortion. :D
Fcking dirty jerz....
Wow figuratively, really? Get off your soapbox and preach to folks who give a damn. This is TFLN! You see abortion texts everyday! No one cares what you think if it isn't funny!
I know where I am, and I wasn't preaching. At least no more so than anyone else does on the internet. But thank you for your input, I'll take what you say to heart. At least, as much as anyone takes anything some idiot says to them on the internet to heart.
It REALLY does sound like preaching. Sorry.
"Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all." -Samuel Johnson
There are lots of things that happen every day that aren't necessarily right. Just because something happens all the time doesn't mean it's acceptable, though it does cause many people to become numb to it. @Figuratively, good job for speaking up.
This site is supposed to be FUN. Stop taking it elsewhere, people.
If you don't like the comments, don't look at them. Stay on the texts page, have your laugh, and move on.
You couldn't use a condom or the pill or plan b or spermicidal gel or give him a bj instead? You are literally fired you fucking whore.
PEOPLE need to lighten up about this subject, if you dont think stuff like this is funny dont read stuff on TFLN! Simple as that, and no one knows what it's like in someone elses shoes sooo walk a thousand miles in them & then start being the judgemental bitches that you are!
Figurativiley is a virgin and probably the next on the suicide list in Seattle.
Is neither of the two. If you wanted to take a stab in the dark, you should have said that I'm a young, single mother, who after experiencing the hardship of motherhood believes her own morals are the only correct ones and that every woman should have her baby. Of course, that wouldn't be a correct assumption either. I don't have a baby, I've never had an abortion, hell, I've never even been pregnant. Truth is, if I did get pregnant now I probably would get an abortion, but I wouldn'
poor you. may god have mercy with your troubled soul... i do not, ashole!
Wow. You need church you terrible slut!!