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  • 83 49
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 15, 12 at 10:57pm

    Just wait until I get a blue shell you prick.

  • 79 62
    Submitted by cowbro on Nov 15, 12 at 12:27pm

    Don't text and ride. That turtle be swervin.

  • 77 68
    Submitted by corrond56 on Nov 15, 12 at 10:24am

    short and stubby fat chicks don't count as tortoises. you should leave whatever bar you are at.