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  • Just wait until I get a blue shell you prick.

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 15, 12 at 10:57pm
  • short and stubby fat chicks don't count as tortoises. you should leave whatever bar you are at.

    Submitted by corrond56 on Nov 15, 12 at 10:24am
  • Don't text and ride. That turtle be swervin.

    Submitted by cowbro on Nov 15, 12 at 12:27pm