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    Submitted by porksword on Oct 12, 12 at 4:24pm

    Having your dad hang you out of a hotel widow when you're a baby has lasting effects.

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    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Oct 12, 12 at 4:18pm

    The schnoz-berries taste like schnoz-berries.

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    Submitted by porksword on Oct 12, 12 at 4:27pm

    You're a towel!

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    Submitted by Nich12 on Oct 18, 12 at 9:12pm

    If he thinks he is a blanket and he sounds like a blanket...then by golly, he must be a blanket.