He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Having your dad hang you out of a hotel widow when you're a baby has lasting effects.
The schnoz-berries taste like schnoz-berries.
You're a towel!
If he thinks he is a blanket and he sounds like a blanket...then by golly, he must be a blanket.