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So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.

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Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck

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(587): So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes. (403): Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck http://tfl.nu/3zrr

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Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 21, 12 at 8:26pm

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Captain Canuck is more polite, and eats his fries with gravy and cheese curds.

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Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Aug 21, 12 at 12:47pm

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Captain Canuck would basically just be Captain America's cheerleader.

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Submitted by ashlea_mcintire on Aug 21, 12 at 12:22pm

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That's fucking amazing lol..:))

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Submitted by pnr on Aug 21, 12 at 4:47pm

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Captain America doesn't need a Canadian counterpart

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Submitted by hockeypuck11 on Aug 21, 12 at 12:42pm

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worst super hero ever

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  Submitted by jbwarner86 on Aug 23, 12 at 1:12pm
  
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  Worse than Aquaman? That's really hard to be.
  
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Submitted by schoolgirl792 on Aug 23, 12 at 7:00pm

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I am mostly just amazed that this was in my home town. Seems like an average Tuesday night haha.

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