The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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You're a douchebag. I repeat, you're a douchebag.
i really hope this puppy will cockblock you when some girl comes up to play with him.
I hope it beer-shits all over the house
He may not have been trying to kill the dog but alcohol is a poison to both humans and animals and he definately could have considering animals metabolize things differently from humans so therefor it's not funny! Some people shouldn't own animals!
If you forced the dog to drink, you're an asshole. If the dog drank it on its own, you're an asshole with a stupid dog.
Wow real winner for getting a dog drunk.....
You should never a dog you ass. That is cruel!
If this is about a dog and not a person, you're a fucking asshole.
Animal cruelty is the category that animal cops would put this under.
In my circle of friends we call anyone younger then us a 'puppy'. I'm inclined to think this text is about a dog...but maybe not....
Yup, Valky. This is probably about a younger sibling.
Not funny a**hole!
No dumbfuk the puppy is dead I repeat your are a dumbfuk
Fuck you, dude. That's horrible.
I hope that's a codename for a HUMAN
Dogs can't metabolize alcohol why is everyone on this site ignorant???
Did you really just say vegetables are poisonous to dogs?
Yeah who says it's about a dog. Coulda been talking about someone rushing at a frat, it is a crazy college town in Tallahassee.
why are all these animal abuse texts getting posted? \nthis shit is NOT FUNNY.
This post is disgusting. The puppy deserves a good home. And I seriously hope the op was joking.
We give my friends dog atleast one beer out of the thirty pack. He loves partying with us
Cope needs to pass out drunk so he will quit bitting my ass
haha honestly idk why everyone on here thinks i would honestly force my dog to drink beer. and yeah he needs to lay off on biting everyone.
wasting beer ftl
If this is about a human than yeah that's pretty funny, but if it really is about a dog then fuck you! You're a massive ass-hole! Twats like you don't deserve to own dogs!!
This may just be in reference to a frat or something...
That area code is right around Destin, Florida. I know..I have the same one. Of course 3 beers fucked it up, it's a puppy you fucking idiot! Just like you would get fucked up if I ever saw you give a dog alcohol.
Dipshit 850 is Tallahassee dumbass
850 is a big area code, that guy tried to sound cool because he has the same area code. but yeah i posted it, from tallahassee.
oh and come watch me give my dog alcohol and try to fuck me up, im 2 hours away in tallahassee bro.
Hey, as a vet tech, I am not going to sit here and be rude, because that doesn't do anything. But, I'm sure you care about your puppy, do know that alcohol, in tiny amounts, can kill a dog. They cannot metabolize it like humans can. It can also lead to VERY severe problems later in life that make for a very painful adulthood and early death. Just be careful! He loves you unconditionally and just take care of that little guy!
It's a little funny people. You hate yourself for laughing, but you can't help it...
Well he is just a puppy. He needs to build up his tolerance
Ohoh look like everyone from PETA is commenting on this. Get something called a sense of humor people or just stop coming to TFLN
way to keep it classy Tallahassee. 850!
3 beers and a real puppy would probably die depending on age. This is a human fo sho
My dog drinks beer on his own free will, most dogs do. I doubt he was holding the dogs mouth open and MAKING him drink, all the people on here saying that he is a douche are either living somewhere where you cant drink openly, too young (or sheltered) to drink, or have never owned a dog. Either way, fuck off.
I can drink openly, do so, and have owned a dog. You're still an asshole.
Your just insecure about your tiny wiener
guys it's supposed to be FUNNY. he was obviously drunk and it's not like he was trying to kill the dog. lighten up a bit.
^^^i'm with this guy!
yeah but he could have.
dude, veggies are poisonous to dogs (hops in beer).. give it some hard alcohol instead, something distilled.. a couple shots worth will knock it out
The cases of Malignant Hyperthemia in dogs (predominantly in Greyhounds) were attributed to the ingestion of SPENT hops (post boil/sparge) after preparing wort for fermentation, NOT CONSUMING FINISHED BEER, ITSELF.