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  • You're a douchebag. I repeat, you're a douchebag.

    Submitted by astonmartin on Feb 24, 11 at 1:22pm
  • i really hope this puppy will cockblock you when some girl comes up to play with him.

    Submitted by scarguy on Feb 24, 11 at 1:38pm
  • I hope it beer-shits all over the house

    Submitted by smashedface on Feb 24, 11 at 2:53pm
  • He may not have been trying to kill the dog but alcohol is a poison to both humans and animals and he definately could have considering animals metabolize things differently from humans so therefor it's not funny! Some people shouldn't own animals!

    Submitted by khackett on Feb 24, 11 at 2:41pm
  • If you forced the dog to drink, you're an asshole. If the dog drank it on its own, you're an asshole with a stupid dog.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 24, 11 at 5:29pm
  • Wow real winner for getting a dog drunk.....

    Submitted by tat2girl0608 on Feb 24, 11 at 1:17pm
  • You should never a dog you ass. That is cruel!

    Submitted by breazze on Feb 24, 11 at 1:49pm
  • If this is about a dog and not a person, you're a fucking asshole.

    Submitted by bellatheresa on Feb 24, 11 at 7:11pm
  • Animal cruelty is the category that animal cops would put this under.

    Submitted by fairamar on Feb 24, 11 at 5:42pm
  • In my circle of friends we call anyone younger then us a 'puppy'. I'm inclined to think this text is about a dog...but maybe not....

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Feb 24, 11 at 3:07pm
    • Yup, Valky. This is probably about a younger sibling.

      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 24, 11 at 6:59pm
  • Not funny a**hole!

    Submitted by sheshe76 on Feb 24, 11 at 5:12pm
  • Fuck you!

    Submitted by Bigolebilly on Feb 24, 11 at 6:21pm
  • Fuck you, dude. That's horrible.

    Submitted by weezyfwhiteguh on Feb 24, 11 at 11:55pm
  • I hope that's a codename for a HUMAN

    Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 25, 11 at 1:16am
  • No dumbfuk the puppy is dead I repeat your are a dumbfuk

    Submitted by mashadar001 on Feb 25, 11 at 8:42pm
  • This post is disgusting. The puppy deserves a good home. And I seriously hope the op was joking.

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Feb 25, 11 at 5:42am
  • Did you really just say vegetables are poisonous to dogs?

    Submitted by Hierro on Feb 24, 11 at 4:19pm
  • Yeah who says it's about a dog. Coulda been talking about someone rushing at a frat, it is a crazy college town in Tallahassee.

    Submitted by gbaxter57 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:37pm
  • Dogs can't metabolize alcohol why is everyone on this site ignorant???

    Submitted by poop12 on Feb 24, 11 at 7:27pm
  • why are all these animal abuse texts getting posted? \nthis shit is NOT FUNNY.

    Submitted by jennarad on Feb 25, 11 at 8:14pm
  • We give my friends dog atleast one beer out of the thirty pack. He loves partying with us

    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Feb 25, 11 at 8:11am
  • wasting beer ftl

    Submitted by adamisourking on Feb 24, 11 at 1:20pm
  • Cope needs to pass out drunk so he will quit bitting my ass

    Submitted by creid24 on Feb 28, 11 at 5:09pm
    • haha honestly idk why everyone on here thinks i would honestly force my dog to drink beer. and yeah he needs to lay off on biting everyone.

      Submitted by gbaxter57 on Mar 2, 11 at 2:24am
  • Dumbass!

    Submitted by twiggy16 on Feb 25, 11 at 10:36pm
  • Douchebag

    Submitted by JayShirk on Feb 25, 11 at 8:38pm
  • If this is about a human than yeah that's pretty funny, but if it really is about a dog then fuck you! You're a massive ass-hole! Twats like you don't deserve to own dogs!!

    Submitted by westlife1 on Mar 19, 11 at 10:00pm
  • This may just be in reference to a frat or something...

    Submitted by vexprt on Feb 24, 11 at 6:24pm
  • That area code is right around Destin, Florida. I know..I have the same one. Of course 3 beers fucked it up, it's a puppy you fucking idiot! Just like you would get fucked up if I ever saw you give a dog alcohol.

    Submitted by CaptainBeerman on Feb 25, 11 at 8:36pm
    • Dipshit 850 is Tallahassee dumbass

      Submitted by creid24 on Feb 28, 11 at 4:57pm
      • 850 is a big area code, that guy tried to sound cool because he has the same area code. but yeah i posted it, from tallahassee.

        Submitted by gbaxter57 on Mar 2, 11 at 2:26am
    • oh and come watch me give my dog alcohol and try to fuck me up, im 2 hours away in tallahassee bro.

      Submitted by gbaxter57 on Mar 2, 11 at 2:27am
      • Hey, as a vet tech, I am not going to sit here and be rude, because that doesn't do anything. But, I'm sure you care about your puppy, do know that alcohol, in tiny amounts, can kill a dog. They cannot metabolize it like humans can. It can also lead to VERY severe problems later in life that make for a very painful adulthood and early death. Just be careful! He loves you unconditionally and just take care of that little guy!

        Submitted by kmkrause on Mar 3, 11 at 10:15pm
  • Ohoh look like everyone from PETA is commenting on this. Get something called a sense of humor people or just stop coming to TFLN

    Submitted by phrozenstare on Feb 26, 11 at 12:42pm
  • It's a little funny people. You hate yourself for laughing, but you can't help it...

    Submitted by spudman on Feb 25, 11 at 2:31am
  • Well he is just a puppy. He needs to build up his tolerance

    Submitted by delanalbeads on Feb 24, 11 at 6:52pm
  • way to keep it classy Tallahassee. 850!

    Submitted by danofballs on Feb 24, 11 at 2:47pm
  • 3 beers and a real puppy would probably die depending on age. This is a human fo sho

    Submitted by jrichey10 on Feb 25, 11 at 12:23pm
  • My dog drinks beer on his own free will, most dogs do. I doubt he was holding the dogs mouth open and MAKING him drink, all the people on here saying that he is a douche are either living somewhere where you cant drink openly, too young (or sheltered) to drink, or have never owned a dog. Either way, fuck off.

    Submitted by dawgs on Feb 24, 11 at 4:35pm
    • I can drink openly, do so, and have owned a dog. You're still an asshole.

      Submitted by RyanM on Feb 25, 11 at 12:03pm
  • guys it's supposed to be FUNNY. he was obviously drunk and it's not like he was trying to kill the dog. lighten up a bit.

    Submitted by jdub14 on Feb 24, 11 at 2:33pm
  • dude, veggies are poisonous to dogs (hops in beer).. give it some hard alcohol instead, something distilled.. a couple shots worth will knock it out

    Submitted by CompulsiveNader on Feb 24, 11 at 3:54pm
    • The cases of Malignant Hyperthemia in dogs (predominantly in Greyhounds) were attributed to the ingestion of SPENT hops (post boil/sparge) after preparing wort for fermentation, NOT CONSUMING FINISHED BEER, ITSELF.

      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 24, 11 at 5:52pm