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  • Submitted by astonmartin on Feb 24, 11 at 1:22pm

    You're a douchebag. I repeat, you're a douchebag.

  • Submitted by scarguy on Feb 24, 11 at 1:38pm

    i really hope this puppy will cockblock you when some girl comes up to play with him.

  • Submitted by smashedface on Feb 24, 11 at 2:53pm

    I hope it beer-shits all over the house

  • Submitted by khackett on Feb 24, 11 at 2:41pm

    He may not have been trying to kill the dog but alcohol is a poison to both humans and animals and he definately could have considering animals metabolize things differently from humans so therefor it's not funny! Some people shouldn't own animals!

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 24, 11 at 5:29pm

    If you forced the dog to drink, you're an asshole. If the dog drank it on its own, you're an asshole with a stupid dog.

  • Submitted by tat2girl0608 on Feb 24, 11 at 1:17pm

    Wow real winner for getting a dog drunk.....

  • Submitted by breazze on Feb 24, 11 at 1:49pm

    You should never a dog you ass. That is cruel!

  • Submitted by bellatheresa on Feb 24, 11 at 7:11pm

    If this is about a dog and not a person, you're a fucking asshole.

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Feb 24, 11 at 3:07pm

    In my circle of friends we call anyone younger then us a 'puppy'. I'm inclined to think this text is about a dog...but maybe not....

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 24, 11 at 6:59pm

      Yup, Valky. This is probably about a younger sibling.

  • Submitted by fairamar on Feb 24, 11 at 5:42pm

    Animal cruelty is the category that animal cops would put this under.

  • Submitted by sheshe76 on Feb 24, 11 at 5:12pm

    Not funny a**hole!

  • Submitted by Bigolebilly on Feb 24, 11 at 6:21pm

    Fuck you!

  • Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 25, 11 at 1:16am

    I hope that's a codename for a HUMAN

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    Submitted by mashadar001 on Feb 25, 11 at 8:42pm

    No dumbfuk the puppy is dead I repeat your are a dumbfuk

  • Submitted by weezyfwhiteguh on Feb 24, 11 at 11:55pm

    Fuck you, dude. That's horrible.

  • Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Feb 25, 11 at 5:42am

    This post is disgusting. The puppy deserves a good home. And I seriously hope the op was joking.

  • Submitted by Hierro on Feb 24, 11 at 4:19pm

    Did you really just say vegetables are poisonous to dogs?

  • Submitted by gbaxter57 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:37pm

    Yeah who says it's about a dog. Coulda been talking about someone rushing at a frat, it is a crazy college town in Tallahassee.

  • Submitted by poop12 on Feb 24, 11 at 7:27pm

    Dogs can't metabolize alcohol why is everyone on this site ignorant???

  • Submitted by krazybobblehead on Feb 25, 11 at 8:11am

    We give my friends dog atleast one beer out of the thirty pack. He loves partying with us

  • Submitted by adamisourking on Feb 24, 11 at 1:20pm

    wasting beer ftl

  • Submitted by creid24 on Feb 28, 11 at 5:09pm

    Cope needs to pass out drunk so he will quit bitting my ass

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      Submitted by gbaxter57 on Mar 2, 11 at 2:24am

      haha honestly idk why everyone on here thinks i would honestly force my dog to drink beer. and yeah he needs to lay off on biting everyone.

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  • Submitted by vexprt on Feb 24, 11 at 6:24pm

    This may just be in reference to a frat or something...

  • Submitted by jennarad on Feb 25, 11 at 8:14pm

    why are all these animal abuse texts getting posted? \nthis shit is NOT FUNNY.

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    Submitted by westlife1 on Mar 19, 11 at 10:00pm

    If this is about a human than yeah that's pretty funny, but if it really is about a dog then fuck you! You're a massive ass-hole! Twats like you don't deserve to own dogs!!

  • Submitted by phrozenstare on Feb 26, 11 at 12:42pm

    Ohoh look like everyone from PETA is commenting on this. Get something called a sense of humor people or just stop coming to TFLN

  • Submitted by CaptainBeerman on Feb 25, 11 at 8:36pm

    That area code is right around Destin, Florida. I know..I have the same one. Of course 3 beers fucked it up, it's a puppy you fucking idiot! Just like you would get fucked up if I ever saw you give a dog alcohol.

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      Submitted by creid24 on Feb 28, 11 at 4:57pm

      Dipshit 850 is Tallahassee dumbass

      • Submitted by gbaxter57 on Mar 2, 11 at 2:26am

        850 is a big area code, that guy tried to sound cool because he has the same area code. but yeah i posted it, from tallahassee.

    • Submitted by gbaxter57 on Mar 2, 11 at 2:27am

      oh and come watch me give my dog alcohol and try to fuck me up, im 2 hours away in tallahassee bro.

      • Submitted by kmkrause on Mar 3, 11 at 10:15pm

        Hey, as a vet tech, I am not going to sit here and be rude, because that doesn't do anything. But, I'm sure you care about your puppy, do know that alcohol, in tiny amounts, can kill a dog. They cannot metabolize it like humans can. It can also lead to VERY severe problems later in life that make for a very painful adulthood and early death. Just be careful! He loves you unconditionally and just take care of that little guy!

  • Submitted by spudman on Feb 25, 11 at 2:31am

    It's a little funny people. You hate yourself for laughing, but you can't help it...

  • Submitted by delanalbeads on Feb 24, 11 at 6:52pm

    Well he is just a puppy. He needs to build up his tolerance

  • Submitted by danofballs on Feb 24, 11 at 2:47pm

    way to keep it classy Tallahassee. 850!

  • Submitted by jrichey10 on Feb 25, 11 at 12:23pm

    3 beers and a real puppy would probably die depending on age. This is a human fo sho

  • Submitted by dawgs on Feb 24, 11 at 4:35pm

    My dog drinks beer on his own free will, most dogs do. I doubt he was holding the dogs mouth open and MAKING him drink, all the people on here saying that he is a douche are either living somewhere where you cant drink openly, too young (or sheltered) to drink, or have never owned a dog. Either way, fuck off.

    • Submitted by RyanM on Feb 25, 11 at 12:03pm

      I can drink openly, do so, and have owned a dog. You're still an asshole.

      • Submitted by creid24 on Feb 28, 11 at 5:00pm

        Your just insecure about your tiny wiener

  • Submitted by jdub14 on Feb 24, 11 at 2:33pm

    guys it's supposed to be FUNNY. he was obviously drunk and it's not like he was trying to kill the dog. lighten up a bit.

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      Submitted by d_q_v on Feb 25, 11 at 12:45am

      ^^^i'm with this guy!

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      Submitted by jennarad on Feb 25, 11 at 8:17pm

      yeah but he could have.

  • Submitted by CompulsiveNader on Feb 24, 11 at 3:54pm

    dude, veggies are poisonous to dogs (hops in beer).. give it some hard alcohol instead, something distilled.. a couple shots worth will knock it out

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      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 24, 11 at 5:52pm

      The cases of Malignant Hyperthemia in dogs (predominantly in Greyhounds) were attributed to the ingestion of SPENT hops (post boil/sparge) after preparing wort for fermentation, NOT CONSUMING FINISHED BEER, ITSELF.