I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Who runs from sex and cookies?
Y'all are tripping. It was lose/lose. The sex would have been ruined by the smoke filling the house from cookies on fire. So, sex>dessert but not fucking burning the house down over ass!
Don't keep us in suspense! Why did\nshe leave?
If its bad sex, run. Other then that, cookies can wait! Most guys will be done before the cookies are done baking anyway.
Maybe she didn't want cookie crumbs in her snatch.
Cookies are just as important!
Marry me now.
I'm going to say the same thing a guy told my best friend..."I don't care if my leg is broken, I'm still going to hit the crap outta that!" cookies DO NOT come before sex!!!