i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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She may or may not go there, but she's undeniably a money grubbing bitch looking to marry a doctor.
or at least get knocked up by one
You're still fucking a Yale student. Good night.
Tell him he's not allowed to use his hands. This sounds like a magical time! :D
Op's accidental future husband
Good odds he a secret society legacy too.
Your gold digging ass needs to kicked to the curb.