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  • 112 88
    Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 11, 10 at 11:12am
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    This makes 0 sense. Love it tho!

  • 101 74
    Submitted by PHarman on Apr 12, 10 at 11:43am
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    You're*

  • 96 77
    Submitted by itsbeendone on Apr 11, 10 at 2:35pm
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    that's entirely awesome

  • 97 82
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 11, 10 at 6:59pm
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    Penguins FTW!

  • 91 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:12am
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    I love you people

  • 91 79
    Submitted by caisey656 on Apr 11, 10 at 7:08pm
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    I swear on god I know a Kid (he was mentally challenged) who stole penquin

  • 87 73
    Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 12, 10 at 7:47am
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    Penguins r black...and white!

  • 88 77
    Submitted by jrj on Apr 11, 10 at 1:52pm
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    It may not be joilet it could be sterling/rock falls haha. But yes tell me where you get one anywhere in the 815 ?

  • 78 58
    Submitted by Iceman1359 on Apr 16, 10 at 1:32pm
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    Penguins are the shit

  • 98 102
    Submitted by FuhQ37 on Apr 11, 10 at 12:05pm
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    Top of last nighttt but tell me where ur gonna get a fucking penguin in Joliet?

    • 48 62
      Submitted by mbthagreat on Jan 2, 11 at 2:59pm
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      i think its rockford eaither way i dont think u can find a penguin there

  • 85 78
    Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 12, 10 at 2:48am
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    It's too hot outside for a penguin!

  • 78 64
    Submitted by Counterclarity on Apr 11, 10 at 11:01am
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    Gutted. Sucks to be you...

  • 89 88
    Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 12, 10 at 2:13am
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    Geez. Do you feel better now, Clay180? So annoying.

  • 82 80
    Submitted by Brunette4lyfe on Apr 21, 10 at 1:02am
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    This has to be the most legit txt ever

  • 75 68
    Submitted by demonhunter12 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:44pm
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    This so kept me from being depressed! Haha

  • 83 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:59am
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    WTF lol sounds funny tho

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Zmurfette on Apr 11, 10 at 3:57pm
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    I guess they don't know penguins shit every 12 seconds

  • 74 77
    Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Apr 11, 10 at 11:08am
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    How do you catch a penguin...

  • 78 86
    Submitted by blueeyes20 on Apr 13, 10 at 4:32am
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    Haha I know who said this!

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Jjhamon on Apr 12, 10 at 1:02am
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    Penguins!!!

  • 73 85
    Submitted by kara420 on Apr 11, 10 at 9:53pm
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    I want a penguin SO bad

  • 62 65
    Submitted by miaaakayyy17 on May 16, 10 at 2:01pm
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    ah, gotta love the 815:)

  • 71 85
    Submitted by doomsday on Apr 11, 10 at 6:22pm
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    Classically wonderful!!!!!!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by TehMapleViking on Oct 6, 10 at 4:33pm
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    I want your life!

  • 57 63
    Submitted by xoxghostxox on Apr 11, 10 at 10:59pm
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    Love it!!

  • 79 107
    Submitted by BizMirage on Apr 11, 10 at 10:26am
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    First

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Mithoxamine on Apr 16, 10 at 2:36am
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    Idk wtf this is about but it's hilarious!

  • 63 78
    Submitted by crowman9990 on Apr 12, 10 at 8:36am
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    It could also be lasalle, Peru, Princeton, walnut...lots of places in the Illinois Valley

  • 80 112
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 11:41am
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    You're dumb. Leave the poor animal alone!

  • 56 67
    Submitted by lutzow10 on Apr 19, 11 at 5:10am
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    Holy shit. Apparently I am somewhat funny. This was my first ever post to tfln. haha. Thanks guys

  • 82 120
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 11, 10 at 10:53am
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    Hahah seconddd

  • 60 86
    Submitted by CIT on Apr 12, 10 at 11:55am
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    Why does everyone assume that the person is still located in that area code? For god's sake they could be in Alaska. It's a cell phone. Allows you to move about the country you know. yeesh.

  • 78 123
    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:48pm
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    For God's sake its " "you're" not allowed near him"...

  • 63 99
    Submitted by PolarBare on Apr 11, 10 at 10:00pm
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    I wish I knew who this was. I'd love to be your friend penguin theif!

  • 62 102
    Submitted by siaaaxox on Apr 12, 10 at 12:03am
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    that's distugsting to hurt an animal like that by stealing it

  • 24 29
    Submitted by acerzz on Nov 2, 11 at 3:58pm
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    I'm guessing the receiver of this text didn't want to participate in their heist. So he was denied visitation rights. The sender however, is boss!

  • 46 79
    Submitted by lutzow10 on Apr 19, 11 at 5:13am
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    Ps it's Rockford. We were at the zoo in Madison, Wisconsin when this happened. So yeah. Penguins are at the zoo. Dumb asses

  • 12 12
    Submitted by ZacherNIU on Aug 29, 12 at 1:17am
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    I hope one of the Huskies doesn't eat your penguin!

  • 22 33
    Submitted by luckylauren12 on Dec 18, 11 at 3:20am
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    Gotta love the 815! Haha