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  • Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 11, 10 at 11:12am

    This makes 0 sense. Love it tho!

  • Submitted by PHarman on Apr 12, 10 at 11:43am


  • Submitted by itsbeendone on Apr 11, 10 at 2:35pm

    that's entirely awesome

  • Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 12, 10 at 2:48am

    It's too hot outside for a penguin!

  • Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 12, 10 at 7:47am

    Penguins r black...and white!

  • Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 11, 10 at 6:59pm

    Penguins FTW!

  • Submitted by Counterclarity on Apr 11, 10 at 11:01am

    Gutted. Sucks to be you...

  • Submitted by Iceman1359 on Apr 16, 10 at 1:32pm

    Penguins are the shit

  • Submitted by caisey656 on Apr 11, 10 at 7:08pm

    I swear on god I know a Kid (he was mentally challenged) who stole penquin

  • Submitted by FuhQ37 on Apr 11, 10 at 12:05pm

    Top of last nighttt but tell me where ur gonna get a fucking penguin in Joliet?

    • Submitted by mbthagreat on Jan 2, 11 at 2:59pm

      i think its rockford eaither way i dont think u can find a penguin there

  • Submitted by kcs99 on Apr 12, 10 at 2:13am

    Geez. Do you feel better now, Clay180? So annoying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 1:12am

    I love you people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:59am

    WTF lol sounds funny tho

  • Submitted by jrj on Apr 11, 10 at 1:52pm

    It may not be joilet it could be sterling/rock falls haha. But yes tell me where you get one anywhere in the 815 ?

  • Submitted by SkinnyBiscuit on Apr 11, 10 at 11:08am

    How do you catch a penguin...

  • Submitted by Brunette4lyfe on Apr 21, 10 at 1:02am

    This has to be the most legit txt ever

  • Submitted by demonhunter12 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:44pm

    This so kept me from being depressed! Haha

  • Submitted by TehMapleViking on Oct 6, 10 at 4:33pm

    I want your life!

  • Submitted by miaaakayyy17 on May 16, 10 at 2:01pm

    ah, gotta love the 815:)

  • Submitted by doomsday on Apr 11, 10 at 6:22pm

    Classically wonderful!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Zmurfette on Apr 11, 10 at 3:57pm

    I guess they don't know penguins shit every 12 seconds

  • Submitted by kara420 on Apr 11, 10 at 9:53pm

    I want a penguin SO bad

  • Submitted by blueeyes20 on Apr 13, 10 at 4:32am

    Haha I know who said this!

  • Submitted by Jjhamon on Apr 12, 10 at 1:02am


  • Submitted by lutzow10 on Apr 19, 11 at 5:10am

    Holy shit. Apparently I am somewhat funny. This was my first ever post to tfln. haha. Thanks guys

  • Submitted by BizMirage on Apr 11, 10 at 10:26am


  • Submitted by Mithoxamine on Apr 16, 10 at 2:36am

    Idk wtf this is about but it's hilarious!

  • Submitted by crowman9990 on Apr 12, 10 at 8:36am

    It could also be lasalle, Peru, Princeton, walnut...lots of places in the Illinois Valley

  • Submitted by xoxghostxox on Apr 11, 10 at 10:59pm

    Love it!!

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 11, 10 at 10:53am

    Hahah seconddd

  • Submitted by CIT on Apr 12, 10 at 11:55am

    Why does everyone assume that the person is still located in that area code? For god's sake they could be in Alaska. It's a cell phone. Allows you to move about the country you know. yeesh.

  • Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 11:41am

    You're dumb. Leave the poor animal alone!

  • Submitted by siaaaxox on Apr 12, 10 at 12:03am

    that's distugsting to hurt an animal like that by stealing it

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    Submitted by acerzz on Nov 2, 11 at 3:58pm

    I'm guessing the receiver of this text didn't want to participate in their heist. So he was denied visitation rights. The sender however, is boss!

  • Submitted by lutzow10 on Apr 19, 11 at 5:13am

    Ps it's Rockford. We were at the zoo in Madison, Wisconsin when this happened. So yeah. Penguins are at the zoo. Dumb asses

  • Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:48pm

    For God's sake its " "you're" not allowed near him"...

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    Submitted by luckylauren12 on Dec 18, 11 at 3:20am

    Gotta love the 815! Haha

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    Submitted by ZacherNIU on Aug 29, 12 at 1:17am

    I hope one of the Huskies doesn't eat your penguin!

  • Submitted by PolarBare on Apr 11, 10 at 10:00pm

    I wish I knew who this was. I'd love to be your friend penguin theif!