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  • Submitted by CapN_Winky on Mar 7, 11 at 4:28pm

    if it ever happens again, just yell "can't do it I love bacon" over and over

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      Submitted by said8ED on Mar 7, 11 at 5:01pm

      haha, baconsave

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    Submitted by Cornelius99 on Mar 7, 11 at 1:41pm

    Who the hell "liked" this??

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Mar 7, 11 at 5:13pm

    You know I'm really regretting telling him about my pilot's licence.

    • 38 39
      Submitted by RyanM on Mar 10, 11 at 9:40pm

      I wish I could give this both a thumbs up and thumbs down. lol

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 7, 11 at 4:41pm

    holy shit, prisoners can text?!

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 11 at 7:42pm

    Runkatierun!!!

  • 51 55
    Submitted by iletgoalsin69 on Mar 7, 11 at 7:56pm

    260 Muslims on tfln......

  • 56 65
    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Mar 7, 11 at 5:20pm

    I suppose it was considerate of him...

  • 49 54
    Submitted by rickjames225 on Mar 7, 11 at 11:17pm

    @loonymonkey visit Soviet Russia and you see why!

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Scubalove73 on Mar 8, 11 at 6:31pm

    Run. Run like Forest Fucking Gump. Seriously. RUN

  • 41 44
    Submitted by GrammarPolice on Mar 8, 11 at 1:23pm

    ... and then they made me their leader...

  • 44 60
    Submitted by spiff on Mar 7, 11 at 11:06pm

    Reminds me of a recent convo I had with my first ex-boyfriend. Awkkkkkwardddddd.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by loonymonkey on Mar 7, 11 at 11:08pm

    How is that everysingle post has both manlaw and rickjames saying essentially the same thing everytime. I mean cmon holy shitaiki mushrooms, dont they do anything else?

  • 36 47
    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 8, 11 at 4:47am

    obivioulsy rickjames is half an idiot and thats the good half, because they drink vodka in soviet russia!!!

  • 35 45
    Submitted by uniknow on Mar 8, 11 at 2:53am

    Southern CT is overflowing with bullshit artists

  • 38 53
    Submitted by rising1 on Mar 8, 11 at 4:56am

    Step up your game 203.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:11pm

    This is obviously fake, Islamics don't want more newcomers!

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    Submitted by Umbrae_Jokes on Sep 12, 12 at 11:30am

    Or yell I love alcohol

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    Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 3, 12 at 3:25am

    Hate it when they try that shit! You'll end up being wife no 3! Covered in black, head to toe thinking this is your decision! Leave!!

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    Submitted by photorobert on Dec 17, 11 at 1:16am

    Islam is badass, this coming from a catholic baby!

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    Submitted by rickjames225 on Mar 7, 11 at 10:55pm

    In Soviet Russia we say "fuck religion! Give me another beer!"!

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    Submitted by rickjames225 on Mar 8, 11 at 1:22pm

    @digthis1...In Soviet Russia we so drunk we dont even realize what were drinking!