I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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are you sure that was his beard?
Yes, it was his Beard...I recognised her from when we all went to the movies.
Win, but I wonder how many people got what this means lol
Who "asks" to sext....seems like that usually just happens...
If I had a penis that was impressive enough to be sexted, I'd still want to be sure I wasn't sending it to someone who might be borrowing my girl's phone.
That is sexting to Brian Wilson. That beard is fierce!
You caught yourself a bear.
Maybe he wanted a picture of your wookie.
Must be a dwarf. Showing beard is sexier than showing penis. However, their penis has a beard too...
@Wubbazugg- You're right, I have a beard too, but sending someone a picture of it in leu of desired sexts is hipster style. Totally.
it is almost November
“I saw it. It looked like a button on a fur coat… If Thunder Gun’s dong looks like that, we should all get our money back.” -Sweet Dee
if it was James harden's beard then I understand
Ron Burgundy doesn't have a beard...
Beards aren't a hipster thing. I've had one off and on since I was 15. Being in construction and forestry service, especially working colder climates, it helps.
Maybe his idea of sexy times is beavers.
You were too polite lol