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  • 59 29
    Submitted by Midnitex on Oct 18, 12 at 12:37pm

    are you sure that was his beard?

    • 25 33
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 18, 12 at 6:21pm

      Yes, it was his Beard...I recognised her from when we all went to the movies.

      • 25 25
        Submitted by ccarson1992 on Oct 20, 12 at 5:08pm

        Win, but I wonder how many people got what this means lol

  • 54 35
    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 18, 12 at 12:00pm

    Who "asks" to sext....seems like that usually just happens...

    • 26 31
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 29, 12 at 12:26am

      If I had a penis that was impressive enough to be sexted, I'd still want to be sure I wasn't sending it to someone who might be borrowing my girl's phone.

  • 45 38
    Submitted by CasualCynic on Oct 18, 12 at 12:11pm

    You caught yourself a bear.

  • 42 33
    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Oct 18, 12 at 3:00pm

    Must be a dwarf. Showing beard is sexier than showing penis. However, their penis has a beard too...

  • 44 37
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 18, 12 at 1:07pm

    Maybe he wanted a picture of your wookie.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by corrond56 on Oct 18, 12 at 12:36pm

    it is almost November

  • 37 27
    Submitted by BigGinger on Oct 18, 12 at 6:51pm

    That is sexting to Brian Wilson. That beard is fierce!

  • 35 32
    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 18, 12 at 3:05pm

    Ron Burgundy doesn't have a beard...

  • 38 39
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 18, 12 at 2:47pm

    Beards aren't a hipster thing. I've had one off and on since I was 15. Being in construction and forestry service, especially working colder climates, it helps.

  • 27 26
    Submitted by Oh_God_I_did_wha on Oct 19, 12 at 9:18pm

    @Wubbazugg- You're right, I have a beard too, but sending someone a picture of it in leu of desired sexts is hipster style. Totally.

  • 31 39
    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Oct 18, 12 at 8:59pm

    “I saw it. It looked like a button on a fur coat… If Thunder Gun’s dong looks like that, we should all get our money back.” -Sweet Dee

    • 21 29
      Submitted by khals on Oct 18, 12 at 11:25pm

      <3

  • 28 33
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 18, 12 at 6:44pm

    You were too polite lol

  • 28 33
    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Oct 18, 12 at 3:24pm

    if it was James harden's beard then I understand

  • 25 30
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 18, 12 at 8:29pm

    Maybe his idea of sexy times is beavers.

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Oh_God_I_did_wha on Oct 18, 12 at 1:21pm

    Fucking hipster.