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  • are you sure that was his beard?

    Submitted by Midnitex on Oct 18, 12 at 12:37pm
  • Who "asks" to sext....seems like that usually just happens...

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Oct 18, 12 at 12:00pm
    • If I had a penis that was impressive enough to be sexted, I'd still want to be sure I wasn't sending it to someone who might be borrowing my girl's phone.

      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 29, 12 at 12:26am
  • That is sexting to Brian Wilson. That beard is fierce!

    Submitted by BigGinger on Oct 18, 12 at 6:51pm
  • You caught yourself a bear.

    Submitted by CasualCynic on Oct 18, 12 at 12:11pm
  • Maybe he wanted a picture of your wookie.

    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 18, 12 at 1:07pm
  • Must be a dwarf. Showing beard is sexier than showing penis. However, their penis has a beard too...

    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Oct 18, 12 at 3:00pm
  • @Wubbazugg- You're right, I have a beard too, but sending someone a picture of it in leu of desired sexts is hipster style. Totally.

    Submitted by Oh_God_I_did_wha on Oct 19, 12 at 9:18pm
  • it is almost November

    Submitted by corrond56 on Oct 18, 12 at 12:36pm
  • “I saw it. It looked like a button on a fur coat… If Thunder Gun’s dong looks like that, we should all get our money back.” -Sweet Dee

    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Oct 18, 12 at 8:59pm
  • if it was James harden's beard then I understand

    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Oct 18, 12 at 3:24pm
  • Ron Burgundy doesn't have a beard...

    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 18, 12 at 3:05pm
  • Beards aren't a hipster thing. I've had one off and on since I was 15. Being in construction and forestry service, especially working colder climates, it helps.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 18, 12 at 2:47pm
  • Maybe his idea of sexy times is beavers.

    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 18, 12 at 8:29pm
  • You were too polite lol

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 18, 12 at 6:44pm
  • Fucking hipster.

    Submitted by Oh_God_I_did_wha on Oct 18, 12 at 1:21pm