just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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Lot of profit potential in felonies these days.
800 thumbs up from people who think there isn't a crazy guy out there who will cut you for stealing from him. Darwin awards waiting to happen
Not to mention those that shall avenge the unavenged.
I would smash a 40 across your forehead.
Wow. Bunch of fags on text from last night these days.
Extortion at its best, well done gentlemen
You'll need that profit to afford a good lawyer.
Well played sir, well played
Heheh silly freshmen you can't win on head games from the upperclassman. Now be more funnier if you did it to a freshmen with a friend, who's a cop and busted you!
Fun until you get shot at
Lead allergies can really cramp your style
That's just mean.
Now that is true ROI - brilliant
I wonder if that freshman would be happy to pay a fine for misdemeanor possession of alcohol in order to send the OP to prison for robbery and false impersonation. Now THAT's return on investment.
If you weigh the risks of possible outcomes from doing this again, it'll probably look something like this:\n.40 cal slug to the face > 40 oz. of beer in the hand