Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Hahaha this is hillarious BUT just not right what you did to her....... Even if it's Fucking Funny as hell :D
there's a whole parking spot just for expectant mothers?
Yeah, it's right in front of the stove.
Only in America!
This was also on FML. Fail.
They have expectant mothers parking spaces?what has this world come to?
they've had them for years.. they are always in front of malls..
That's great!!!! Hahahaha
stolen from mylifeisbro.---. pathetic much?
What -- that you were able to tell? That you read mylifeisbro? Either way, the answer is yes.
Pfffft... I died laughing when I read this!! Hahaha :)
That's a funny but douche move
Hahaha that's too funny
Bahahahahahahahaha that's awesome. I wouldve at least giggled, then cried.
Just remember this while you're pissing yourself when's she shows you a positive pregnancy test.
That's great haha
This is awful but fucking hilarious at the same time.
Hahahahaha that sucks!!
From my life is bro.
Hahahaha one of the first texts to make me acctualy laugh! Fake or not, stolen or not, this thit is funny
Hilarious. I wish I had done this to my ex. She made me buy plan B when the same thing happened even tho she was on the pill.
Better to "make" you buy plan B rather than make you pay child support for 18 years, no? I've known more than one person to get pg while on bcp.
That's a win folks
I know where that CVS is! hahaha. that's great tho
hahaha that's funny but god so fucked up at the same time
That's awesome dude
Bahahaha ! Hilarious!
This has got to be number one...
That has to be one of the best things I've ever read. You sir are my hero.
Way to stay classy, Cleveland.
This is one of the few times in my life that I can legitimately say that I was smiling while still thinking "asshole". And I'm a girl.
That is funny, classic.
These pretzels make me thirsty.
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE
Haaaa!! Sooooo wrong
Bahahahaha!!! This is so funny! If my boyfriend did this i would laugh and just call him an asshole... not cry.. thats too legit to cry.
HAHAHAHAH this is one of my favorites !! 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶
This actually happened to me last month. I was terrified and crying when he came back and he didn't realize why. Then he looked up and started laughing. I hit him.
it was better on MLIB.
Every asshole lives in the 440.