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  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 4, 10 at 8:22am

    Hahaha this is hillarious BUT just not right what you did to her....... Even if it's Fucking Funny as hell :D

  • Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 4, 10 at 10:35am

    there's a whole parking spot just for expectant mothers?

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      Submitted by butthole on Jul 4, 10 at 7:17pm

      Yeah, it's right in front of the stove.

  • Submitted by sambo1984 on Jul 5, 10 at 1:23pm

    Only in America!

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    Submitted by ridinrescue on Jul 19, 10 at 7:45am

    Hahaha

  • Submitted by mmyeahno on Jul 4, 10 at 11:25am

    stolen from mylifeisbro.---. pathetic much?

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 14, 12 at 10:24pm

      What -- that you were able to tell? That you read mylifeisbro? Either way, the answer is yes.

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    Submitted by Cheyenne_Lukas on Jul 4, 10 at 3:18pm

    Pfffft... I died laughing when I read this!! Hahaha :)

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    Submitted by bbruns19 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:18pm

    That's great!!!! Hahahaha

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    Submitted by kathrynlyle on Jul 4, 10 at 12:02pm

    From my life is bro.

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    Submitted by VolcomLove on Jul 4, 10 at 8:46am

    Hahaha that's too funny

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    Submitted by RazzleRack on Jul 4, 10 at 4:35pm

    This was also on FML. Fail.

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    Submitted by fm4 on Jul 4, 10 at 8:20am

    that's funny

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    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:43am

    hahaha that's funny but god so fucked up at the same time

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    Submitted by bdenn on Jul 10, 10 at 4:03am

    This has got to be number one...

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    Submitted by winterstryke on Jul 7, 10 at 12:37am

    Just remember this while you're pissing yourself when's she shows you a positive pregnancy test.

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    Submitted by maxairchick90 on Jul 9, 10 at 1:48pm

    This is awful but fucking hilarious at the same time.

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    Submitted by KPhaurde on Oct 21, 10 at 8:25pm

    This is one of the few times in my life that I can legitimately say that I was smiling while still thinking "asshole". And I'm a girl.

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    Submitted by KP1 on Jul 4, 10 at 10:32am

    Bahahaha ! Hilarious!

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    Submitted by sexilexi16 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:53pm

    Bahahahahahahahaha that's awesome. I wouldve at least giggled, then cried.

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    Submitted by surfer1 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:15am

    Way to stay classy, Cleveland.

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    Submitted by Chels11 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:43pm

    I know where that CVS is! hahaha. that's great tho

  • Submitted by pajina101 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:06pm

    U asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 9:03am

    Hilarious. I wish I had done this to my ex. She made me buy plan B when the same thing happened even tho she was on the pill.

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      Submitted by mandygirl on Jul 4, 10 at 9:38am

      Better to "make" you buy plan B rather than make you pay child support for 18 years, no? I've known more than one person to get pg while on bcp.

  • Submitted by No_Willl_power on Jul 4, 10 at 1:08pm

    They have expectant mothers parking spaces?what has this world come to?

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      Submitted by thatdumbbetch on Jul 4, 10 at 10:44pm

      they've had them for years.. they are always in front of malls..

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    Submitted by untakenalias on Aug 1, 11 at 2:49am

    Hahahaha one of the first texts to make me acctualy laugh! Fake or not, stolen or not, this thit is funny

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    Submitted by evanescentghost on Jul 5, 10 at 1:58am

    Haha. Win!

  • 71 90
    Submitted by KGP on Jul 4, 10 at 9:06am

    That is funny, classic.

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    Submitted by taylorcl on Jul 5, 10 at 4:18pm

    That's great haha

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Burn28 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:09am

    That's awesome dude

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    Submitted by dragonfartz on Jul 16, 10 at 2:51pm

    Ouch!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 10 at 4:02am

    That has to be one of the best things I've ever read. You sir are my hero.

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    Submitted by bmason055 on Jul 4, 10 at 1:47pm

    Hahahahah

  • Submitted by hurst on Jul 4, 10 at 10:15am

    These pretzels make me thirsty.

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    Submitted by month on Jul 21, 10 at 10:49pm

    AWESOME

  • Submitted by im_lisdexic on Jul 5, 10 at 1:57am

    That's a funny but douche move

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    Submitted by omgzerika on Jul 13, 10 at 3:09am

    ahhhahahah omg

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    Submitted by alexistomallo on Jun 22, 11 at 5:49pm

    Every asshole lives in the 440.

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    Submitted by jammastafresh03 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:56am

    Haaaa!! Sooooo wrong

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    Submitted by Panther82 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:35pm

    Hahahahaha that sucks!!

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    Submitted by CJK on Nov 22, 10 at 12:34am

    Awesome haha

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    Submitted by LovelyBlonde6 on Jul 30, 10 at 4:01am

    Bahahahaha!!! This is so funny! If my boyfriend did this i would laugh and just call him an asshole... not cry.. thats too legit to cry.

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    Submitted by smc11467 on Jul 5, 10 at 10:35am

    That's a win folks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 8:12am

    first

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    Submitted by maddiesully on Nov 28, 11 at 12:26am

    it was better on MLIB.

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    Submitted by mazerati on Jul 13, 11 at 9:21pm

    This actually happened to me last month. I was terrified and crying when he came back and he didn't realize why. Then he looked up and started laughing. I hit him.

  • Submitted by ymatotes on Jul 4, 10 at 8:16am

    YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE

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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:58am

    HAHAHAHAH this is one of my favorites !! 👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶