He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Ummmm, thats what it is
That's when you know he has no idea what to do with a woman. None at all.
At least he didnt call it sex juice
Awh poor little firsty, his spot is being jacked :(
These arnt dried up old ladies their good to go!
Pretty lame for a TFLN....
Nah, some women are just a bit dryer than others, forgot what it's called though...
Lol @ nakedgoat ... Superbad quote
I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!
Firsty doth delegate during the time of rest
I love you firsty.
This firsty is fake.
Firsty supports copies :) These pretzels are making me Firsty!
Aww where's the real Firsty on these texts?
Have no fear, for Firsty is always watching! :) *Hands you a pretzel*
These pretzels are making me firsty...
That is an automatic "No ass pass" when people do that.
I usually just use a big lugie I pull from the back of my throat
Hahaha, fuck fluid. I like that.
Essentially speaking...that's what it is good choice of words