He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Ummmm, thats what it is
That's when you know he has no idea what to do with a woman. None at all.
Awh poor little firsty, his spot is being jacked :(
At least he didnt call it sex juice
These arnt dried up old ladies their good to go!
Pretty lame for a TFLN....
Nah, some women are just a bit dryer than others, forgot what it's called though...
I love you firsty.
Lol @ nakedgoat ... Superbad quote
I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!
Firsty doth delegate during the time of rest
Aww where's the real Firsty on these texts?
Have no fear, for Firsty is always watching! :) *Hands you a pretzel*
This firsty is fake.
Firsty supports copies :) These pretzels are making me Firsty!
I usually just use a big lugie I pull from the back of my throat
These pretzels are making me firsty...
That is an automatic "No ass pass" when people do that.
Hahaha, fuck fluid. I like that.
Essentially speaking...that's what it is good choice of words