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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 27, 10 at 6:59pm

    Friend: someone who drops you off at your house when your smashed. Best friend: someone who drops you off at someone elses house and video tapes it for Youtube.

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      Submitted by cb43569 on Jul 29, 10 at 4:24pm

      I am so true that next time we're out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 3:02pm

    Haha god is fucking with you

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    Submitted by Tara4753 on Jul 27, 10 at 4:16pm

    My house moves all the time.

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    Submitted by saucysauceman on Jul 27, 10 at 4:25pm

    @nova_girl just ignore him he's just a fail troll that's trying to get everyone to believe he's 12

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 27, 10 at 6:50pm

    You cant find your house, yet you can text w/out any problems. I call FAKE!!!!

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    Submitted by SavageBaby on Jul 27, 10 at 4:05pm

    How can you not find your house, but still be able to text?

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      Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 27, 10 at 9:09pm

      lol i was just gonna say the same thing

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      Submitted by skyyhyykyylahh on Jul 28, 10 at 1:54am

      it's really not that hard to text and be this drunk. lol. obviously you don't rage hard enough to be this talented.

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    Submitted by basherk139 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:17am

    haha, my zipcode. I can see this happening with the people I know. Love it.

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    Submitted by warm_waffles on Jul 27, 10 at 3:03pm

    Gotta love those nights

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    Submitted by popasquatpaul on Aug 10, 10 at 2:29am

    @nvao glir....guess what I have

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 10:05pm

    Tell her Smurfy. Don't you just hate contrite people? Lol. Ignore her.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 8:38pm

    Honestly? Who the fuck was ragging on me about my usage of the word "god"? You think you're soooo cool trolling on TFLN. What if I just happened to post that comment...not trying to be first? Ever think about that asshole? I'm hear to laugh not to deal with ignorant, pathetic, fucking pricks like you. Get off me.

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      Submitted by that_1_guy on Jul 28, 10 at 2:03am

      I'm guessing somebody went to the beach. you are suffering from sandy-vagina syndrome sir. wash it out

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    Submitted by LovelyLadySmurf on Jul 28, 10 at 11:09am

    Ooohh a fight.. Why don't you bastards just grow up??

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    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 27, 10 at 5:40pm

    Just throwing this out there my wife has dyslexia and it makes u misspell not misuse the excepted vernacular i.e tail instead of tale

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      Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 27, 10 at 5:45pm

      Oh sorry, oh wise one, you want to talk to my old high school language assistant about it?

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        Submitted by SL32 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:39pm

        Thought you were 12...not in high school

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          Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 28, 10 at 2:35am

          What? No, that comment I made was to the dude named Im_twelve.

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      Submitted by heykatiexcore on Jul 27, 10 at 6:22pm

      I think you mean "accepted", not "excepted". And "vernacular" is a lingo or dialect that a group of people or region uses..not the standard language of an entire country. "You" not "u". Douche.

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    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jul 27, 10 at 9:35pm

    Heykatie vernacular is used correctly I know u had to look it up n tha dictionary to know what it means cuz ur dumb and excepted Is wrong but I wasn't claiming to b able to write good I was explaining dyslexia and these r comments so "u" is interchangeable with "you" English teacher doushbag

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    Submitted by rabidlamb on Jul 28, 10 at 4:05am

    That's not a rule rulebook!

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    Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 27, 10 at 3:46pm

    I'm_twelve, why are you attack that dude for saying, god? It's just a fairy tail person....

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    Submitted by MandatoryPants on Jul 28, 10 at 3:41am

    Haha this is a good one.

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    Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 9:01am

    How many trailers are there in the park that look just like yours

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    Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 8:59am

    Fuck Ron, moron that is

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    Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 28, 10 at 8:16am

    websites like this need a massive DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS sign.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by shotz on Jul 28, 10 at 2:38am

    My house is on wheels

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    Submitted by usualsuspect on Jul 28, 10 at 12:27am

    Loved that story...

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    Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 9:03am

    Oh boy a TFLN fight hahahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 6:21pm

    @msprincess it's 'your' house. Not you're. Grammar Nazi has been absent so someone had to tell you.

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    Submitted by sonnl on Dec 5, 10 at 10:10pm

    Omg I think this was me

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    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jul 30, 10 at 8:01am

    No one that drunk would be able to type coherently.

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 5:23pm

    @nova girl you're stupid and quit blaming dyslexia on your ignorance and you're not twelve moron. Go babysit your retarded baby and leave the out of work douches here alone. Don't be a troll. At least trolls are employed even if it is under a bridge. Lol that was funny.

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      Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 27, 10 at 5:42pm

      This made me giggle.

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    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 27, 10 at 7:17pm

    I'm liking the rULeS. They make sense and they're funny.

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 6:18pm

    @nova girl great sense of humor. You might be my age cause we can laugh at ourselves still. @smurf sorry about your wife. Could be worse but she has a good husband and I hope you make her laugh as much as you are funny on tfln. I laugh at my stupidity and pray I outgrow it.

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      Submitted by necrocat on Jul 27, 10 at 8:08pm

      I don't hate you. Your comments are my sweet, sweet bedtime stories. Will you be my guuuuuuuurlfriend?

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    Submitted by namedsurfs on Aug 17, 10 at 1:23pm

    Haha. Crazy shit happens.\nLove it(:

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    Submitted by urmeatydildo on Jul 28, 10 at 9:04am

    To those fighting on here, go buy a hooker and use up some of your testosterone oh yeah grow the fuck up

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    Submitted by ladiesman_217 on Jul 27, 10 at 3:08pm

    Fake

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    Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 27, 10 at 4:49pm

    @nova_girl... It's tale. Animals have tails, tales are stories. Also, don't feed the trolls, moron.

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      Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jul 27, 10 at 5:00pm

      I have dyslexia, thanks for being a dick.

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    Submitted by Cdotb on Aug 3, 10 at 2:51am

    This has happened to me before, not gonna lie. Everyone spent 20 minutes telling me I was at my house but I didn't believe them.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 10 at 8:42pm

    Here*

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    Submitted by clawedbawls49 on Jun 11, 11 at 1:11pm

    Just stupid!!!!

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    Submitted by 2oe on Jul 27, 12 at 10:14am

    @smurfy c'mon now you've been called one so much and you can't even spell it? It's douche not doush.

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    Submitted by moonprincess144 on Oct 20, 10 at 10:27am

    Oh man... That drunk :)

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    Submitted by perkyprincess on Jul 27, 10 at 5:48pm

    It's easy to not find you're house but be able to text.. Dumb comment.

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 3:08pm

    @anonymous don't talk about God. He fuckedyourlife up a long time ago so now you sit on tfln and try to be first. Poor witless douche. Your lameness is making me firsty.