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  • Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 2, 11 at 4:36am

    ima alcholic drunk an small, i like my drinks big an tall, im full of jack cant stand without the wall, plz help me up everytime i fall, i always keep it movin like a bouncing ball, but i always end up at my booty call!!!!

  • Submitted by bunny420 on Feb 28, 11 at 10:49am

    This would be cool, if it actually rhymed... But I can almost picture some idiot drunk girl mumbling all this. -____-

    • Submitted by brassmonkey on Mar 2, 11 at 3:36pm

      Replace redbull with snout. Fixed.

  • Submitted by Glazed on Feb 28, 11 at 12:22pm


  • Submitted by Hustlaaa on Feb 28, 11 at 11:57am

    Betting it's an idiot drunk guy. But okay.

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    Submitted by caelcaeldace on Mar 6, 11 at 3:28am


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    Submitted by suntych on Jul 10, 11 at 11:10pm

    I am a human short and spout, here is my jegar here is my mouth.

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    Submitted by imdown on Feb 28, 11 at 3:56pm


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    Submitted by cceecc on Mar 4, 11 at 11:59pm

    Wat was her name

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    Submitted by brunette_angel91 on Mar 1, 11 at 12:00am

    my boyfriend would totally agree with this!!

  • Submitted by ansleypaige on Mar 2, 11 at 11:04pm

    I posted this and brittbritt idk who you are lol but you do not know my girl who sent this. She wasn't on campus. She actually doesn't go to a campus. She rocks and this is the best attempt at a nursery rhyme after a pint of j├Ąger I've ever seen!

  • Submitted by spudman on Feb 28, 11 at 3:58pm

    Flying Hilsch!

  • Submitted by ooohhhyeahhh on Mar 30, 11 at 5:35am

    lol well i for one find this absolutely adorable

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    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Oct 19, 11 at 10:34am

    **in my mouth. Never spill your drink.. Party foull!

  • Submitted by britbritt on Mar 2, 11 at 11:10am

    Idiots. I know who sent this in. You do realize the entire campus find you pitiful and disgusting? Wait, no, you're too busy drinking yourselves into blackouts.

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 28, 11 at 10:06pm

    Jaeger Bombed.