I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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ima alcholic drunk an small, i like my drinks big an tall, im full of jack cant stand without the wall, plz help me up everytime i fall, i always keep it movin like a bouncing ball, but i always end up at my booty call!!!!
This would be cool, if it actually rhymed... But I can almost picture some idiot drunk girl mumbling all this. -____-
Replace redbull with snout. Fixed.
Betting it's an idiot drunk guy. But okay.
I am a human short and spout, here is my jegar here is my mouth.
Wat was her name
my boyfriend would totally agree with this!!
I posted this and brittbritt idk who you are lol but you do not know my girl who sent this. She wasn't on campus. She actually doesn't go to a campus. She rocks and this is the best attempt at a nursery rhyme after a pint of jäger I've ever seen!
lol well i for one find this absolutely adorable
**in my mouth. Never spill your drink.. Party foull!
Idiots. I know who sent this in. You do realize the entire campus find you pitiful and disgusting? Wait, no, you're too busy drinking yourselves into blackouts.