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  • This would be cool, if it actually rhymed... But I can almost picture some idiot drunk girl mumbling all this. -____-

    Submitted by bunny420 on Feb 28, 11 at 10:49am
  • ima alcholic drunk an small, i like my drinks big an tall, im full of jack cant stand without the wall, plz help me up everytime i fall, i always keep it movin like a bouncing ball, but i always end up at my booty call!!!!

    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 2, 11 at 4:36am
  • Snooki?

    Submitted by Glazed on Feb 28, 11 at 12:22pm
  • Herr=iPhone

    Submitted by imdown on Feb 28, 11 at 3:56pm
  • Betting it's an idiot drunk guy. But okay.

    Submitted by Hustlaaa on Feb 28, 11 at 11:57am
  • Lame

    Submitted by caelcaeldace on Mar 6, 11 at 3:28am
  • I am a human short and spout, here is my jegar here is my mouth.

    Submitted by suntych on Jul 10, 11 at 11:10pm
  • lol well i for one find this absolutely adorable

    Submitted by ooohhhyeahhh on Mar 30, 11 at 5:35am
  • Flying Hilsch!

    Submitted by spudman on Feb 28, 11 at 3:58pm
  • Wat was her name

    Submitted by cceecc on Mar 4, 11 at 11:59pm
  • I posted this and brittbritt idk who you are lol but you do not know my girl who sent this. She wasn't on campus. She actually doesn't go to a campus. She rocks and this is the best attempt at a nursery rhyme after a pint of jäger I've ever seen!

    Submitted by ansleypaige on Mar 2, 11 at 11:04pm
  • my boyfriend would totally agree with this!!

    Submitted by brunette_angel91 on Mar 1, 11 at 12:00am
  • Idiots. I know who sent this in. You do realize the entire campus find you pitiful and disgusting? Wait, no, you're too busy drinking yourselves into blackouts.

    Submitted by britbritt on Mar 2, 11 at 11:10am
  • **in my mouth. Never spill your drink.. Party foull!

    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Oct 19, 11 at 10:34am
  • Jaeger Bombed.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 28, 11 at 10:06pm