When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Last time he got nailed, it didn't go so well. Word is he's hung though.
Obviously. It takes him 3 days to rise.
As long as there's a Second Coming. (window seat, vegetarian meal, please)
I thought that his middle name was "Fukin"?
No one fucks with the Jesus
I added this to my favorites solely for the comments. Hilarious!
Heard he's miraculous though.
May the power of christ compel you!
They played wine pong after the last supper, it took Jesus three days to sleep off that hangover!
In French "Je sus" means "I suck"
Not you fat Jesus!
@revjim no the "H" stands for "Haploid".
Porksword, well done sir.
Gives a whole new meaning to "Fucking Christ!"
When you guys die, just give Satan your accounts here, and you will be given the VIP treatment. On the plus side, I'll be there waiting, and you guys are fucking hilarious. Well done, Porksword.
what would Jesus do?
@porksword not funny.... Not funny at all...
@Lilfreak the reason so many religious people become psychopaths is because they take their beliefs too seriously... learn to laugh at yourself.